Matty T

A fuckin weird cunt but honestly a fuckin legend. He would even suck u off if u need it desperately

Person 1: hey man can u help me I’m horny
Person2: yeah no worries *gulp gulp gulp*
Person 3: Thanks! Ur a real Matty T!

by JazzatheChampasaurus February 14, 2019

MattyBRaps

An unproblematic artist on YouTube who enjoys creating original songs and doesn’t need other youtubers to receive clout from

I love MattyBRaps, he is so original.

by Legitmorris January 1, 2019

Matty P's

After Matt Preston (of Master Chef Australia fame) appeared in People magazine without a shirt revealing his man boobs,

Boobs, Tits, Nipples etc referred to as Matty P's or Matt Prestons!

Person 1: She lifted her shirt up without her bra!
Person 2: Could you see her Matty P's?
Person 1: yeah, her Matt Preston's were flying free

by Club Zackleys January 9, 2011

matty

n. A mixed drink consisting of one part Natural Light and one part MD 20/20.

Dude #1:"Man we're drinking Matty's tonight"
Dude #2:"Awful!"
Dude #1:"Yeah, but it'll get ya drunk!"

by James of FP7 November 12, 2008

MATTYSPURS

Normally a Xbox player, with no friends and a love for a certain women or man, he normally has a really small cock and is very unsociable, on the other hand he loves a cold cider

Your such a mattyspurs

by Johnny becrat April 12, 2020

mattskills

when 'It's' over and was so good you have to ask, "did i break you?"

His mattskills are so good that i keep 911 on speed dial.

by yummy 2 my world December 9, 2008

Matty Moment

Complete and utter insane questioning by oneself of oneself.

Stop with all the questions! You're having a Matty Moment!

by Matty's Geek In A Sweatervest December 9, 2009