heroin mattress

Sitting on the floor shooting up then slowly sliding down on to the heroin mattress as you lose consciousness.

The floor in a crash pad or notorious junkies squat that many use as a bed after getting on.

Dave had a big taste tonight and he will be sleeping on the heroin mattress.

by Wimberley December 4, 2009

Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers

A great rapper, who has changed hip-hop forever. He was born 17 October 1972. He was brought up in Detroit and his Mom did something bad to him I think...I don't know, I haven't got all of his albums...Anyway, yeah, he's a good rapper. Cares about his daughter, Hailie. He'd probably have a better reputation on this site if most of his fans didn't type like complete and utter RETARDS and didn't just like him because they thought he was hot. Come on, you mindless teeny boppers! Like him for his talent, not because he's attractive!

ii<3EMIN3M_SHAYDEEZLAYDEE: LOL!!1 ii luv EMiiN3M!!11 HEZ SOOO LUSH LOLOLOLOLOL!!11111ONEONEONE11!!1!

Me: Grow up, you moronic bastard, and stop typing like a retard.

Eminem/Slim Shady/Marshall Mathers

by Charlotte.. February 6, 2007

mattress actress

A prostitute; in particular one who will vocally and physically simulate orgasmic pleasure for her clients.

Jade, the coutesan, is renowned for being a high class mattress actress for those who can afford her services.

by fiery69 May 17, 2006

the masters school

great place to get high quality weed. Where all the rich white kids go to smoke.

i wrote the definition of the masters school at the masters school. mrs. danforth isn't gonna like that.

i went down to the masters school to smoke with my homies.

i found a vape down at the stop&shop yesterday. i hope it wasn't those kids from the masters school.

by Lord Anforth April 9, 2021

matter

example, matter is anything that has both mass and volume. Matter can be great or small. As a people we recognize matter bigger and smaller than our expression of understanding and accept the unknown in terms of matter yet to be discovered. Look at Neutrinos-(don't be lazy about learning-look them up). Matter has no correct or wrong expression associated to its existence; hence no right or wrong for matter; though all energy has a color spectrum whether expressed, recognized or otherwise. hence IT MATTERS by William 'Bill' McPhee for example, pinuar method

It Matters Words/music - William ‘Bill’ McPhee

We are matter

In the universe

We matter

We are here

No right or wrong

For matter

Only colors

That express

Momentary weaving’s

In the fabric

We exist

It matters you are here

It matters that I care

It doesn’t matter why

Where or when you cry

(It matters you are here)

I’ve loved you for so long

I can’t remember when

You couldn’t make me smile

All the time and while

(I’ve loved you for so long)

It matters you are here

It matters that I care

It doesn’t matter why

Where or when you cry

I’ve loved you for so long

So long...
Pinuar method
William 'Bill' McPhee

by Maximillion Robere February 10, 2010

as pissed as a mattress

Sufficiently drunk to be able to speak in tongues, roll eyes, disable the beer GPS, have taxi drivers take one to the police, break ankles, shag your manager (or someone elses)and ultimately become mpp. Only excuse is "I have to go somewhere, and do something" Anyway...

"He would not have luged the stairs if he was not as pissed as a mattress"
"I (he, she or it) was as pissed as a mattress last night"
"Must be MPP, pissed as a mattress when I left him"
"Pyromaniac? No, just pissed as a mattress"
"No, I didn't do that, must have been pissed as a mattress"
"Don't hit me again, Officer"

by Taipei toecutter June 1, 2006

pissed as your nans mattress

nans mattress, pisseds aS

After a bottol of bailys you will be as pissed as your nans mattress

by Ed Jackson February 6, 2004