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MATRIX (Multistate Anti-TeRrorism Information eXchange) A data mining program and surveillance system that combines information about individuals from government databases and private-sector data companies. It then makes those dossiers available for search by government officials and combs through the millions of files in a search for “anomalies” that may be indicative of terrorist or other criminal activity.
The actual Matrix is step one of the movie Matrix.
by Tenaka November 16, 2004
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chinese matrix

ol school cinematography kung-fu ass kicking, flying mofuggin crazy chink style stunts.
by Jay A April 20, 2005
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Bitch Matrix

Damn. Now thats's a nice girl caught up in a bitch matrix.

(Based on a true story - cute unassuming girl with 3 plastic blondes with big fake boobies)
by Cockulous and Testocules April 24, 2009
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Matrix

Shallow film about kung-fu, guns, explosions, the nature of reality, and looking cool in shades and black leather. Makes for a pretty good screen saver.
The Matrix has you, Neo
by Chapped March 20, 2004
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Cock Matrix

A sexual position only preformed a few times this century. The Cock Matrix involves 7 men and 1 woman. One man lays flat and porks her in the ass, the second stands upright and puts it in the vag, the third squats on the womans chest and receives a titty fuck, the fourth and fifth stand on both sides of the girl for hand jobs, the sixth gets a bj facing her, and finally the seventh dude gets a lubed up foot job between the legs of the vag pounder.
Boy, that Cock Matrix sure was messy last night.

Yep, the look on her face...
by Spit Fuck May 13, 2011
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toyta matrix

A car most often driven by old ladies, grandmas. May also be referred to as gramatrix pronounced Gra-Ma-Trix.
Dude did you see that trix?

Yea man that was my grandma
by Jmyjones February 10, 2005
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matrix moment

Attempting to perform or succeeding in performing an act that completely defies the laws of reason, physics and humanity. Anything done on "Jack-Ass" or in the movie The Matrix. AKA...don't try this one at home kids.
....said to friend sprawled on ground in serious pain...."Dude you must have had a serious matrix moment to think you could land that jump."
by Bill November 6, 2003
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