martinfail

What happens every time a gambler uses the Martingale betting system and loses all their money as a result.

Dude, did you see John's martinfail at the roulette last night? Now he has to become a male prostitute in order to afford his ticket back from Las Vegas

by EntropiaFox January 10, 2015

Martina'd

To get completely intoxicated and irrational

To become emotional as a consequence of the over-consumption of alcohol

I went to a friends barbecue on Saturday, and boy did I get Martina'd.

by CoolCats86 May 15, 2016

marvinmoney

Marvinmoney is one of a kind. She defines what a woman should stand for. Raises the bar so high that not even the Knowles family can touch nor buy.

I wish I can be like marvinmoney!

by Trinmerican January 11, 2017

martinsen

Mortherfuckin trippin tha hill. Dont be shy, watch your daughters!

Martinsen fucked u up

by Briljant February 3, 2017

Martimac

A sneaky little oik who e-stalks and picks on people relentlessly

James is a right martimac, he just won’t stop going on about that one time with the goat

by TomD2 November 18, 2017

Martindale-slide

While in prone position, with full penis insertion, rotate 180° without removing penis so male's head is near female feet and so on. Continue pounding until female creates banshee squeal from pleasure. Flip 180° as often as desired.

Bro, did you tap it last night?

I didn't just tap it, I put the martindale-slide on her!
Daaaaamn yo!

by youknowwhothefuckthisis May 26, 2018

MainMan

Abbreviation - MM. A legendary mythical creature that upon entering your life, destroys everything you ever loved and cared for in 3.2 seconds.

It took 15 security, a tranquilliser gun and a crucifix dipped in holy water to stop Mainman last night because they touched his watch!

by Flatfooted dancer May 27, 2018