marathon song

an fnf song that has multiple characters and spans at least five minutes, can have a near infinite amount of time

I just released a new marathon song about Birbo's Fun Math School.

by BaldiEnjoyer2310 December 8, 2024

running the marathon

A female with an exceptionally nice ass.

Derived from the term "its a tight race".

"Damn... she has a nice ass"
"Yeah man, she's running the marathon"

by Robert Schinkleheimerjosefinem December 16, 2008

marathon

an event where you need to wake up at freezing o'clock in the morning just to run for miles, skipping your daily habit of eating cupcakes and your favorite TV series.

see also: masochism

Join the marathon, they said. It will be fun, they said.

by Steve Yotes Jr December 12, 2016

8 shot marathon

when one consumes 8 shots of any type of liquor at 1 a.m. or later in rapid succession and proceeds to run a distance of atleast 2 miles

Holy shit I hear Jeremy ran an 8 shot marathon in under 20 minutes!

by dickdrizzle6969 December 18, 2012

Marathon Pedophile

A term coined by the 2021 visual novel comedy "Class of '09." The main character, Nicole, describes it as: "He tries to make you question society's hatred of pedophilia before he actually goes after you. So then you'll feel bad if you tell on him afterwards." "A predator that plays the long game, a marathon pedophile."

Nicole: "He's what I call a marathon pedophile."

by sunfighteryoriichi July 2, 2024

marginalization marathon

When people bicker about who has it worse or is marginalized worse, they have a marginalization marathon.

My friend group was talking about how hard their lives were and made it a fucking competition.. I swear I am so sick of their marginalization marathons!

by LingDanc803 May 20, 2025

Marathon

A big race where people run too long

My cat ran a marathon against my other animals. AKA exotic pets.

by Cat LVR April 27, 2025