Marathon

A f--k--g type of thing where people race each other.

My cat ran a f--k--g marathon.

by Cat LVR April 27, 2025

Glaswegian Marathon

When you're so charged after a sesh you opt out of a cab and just run home full speed.

"How did you get home last night?" "Had a Glaswegian Marathon run on the way home and didn't have money for an uber anyways."
"How yoos get home last night, was alright?" "Had a Glasgae Marathon runner on the way home and dinae have money for an uber anyways."

by osuiqueue May 11, 2019

Marathon

A big race where people run too long

My cat ran a marathon against my other animals. AKA exotic pets.

by Cat LVR April 27, 2025

life marathon

The act of staying awake for an unusually long stretch of time. It generally becomes a life marathon after you've been awake for a full 24 hours.

Sorry if I'm a little spacey, I'm in hour 30 of a life marathon right now.

I have work, 2 papers due, and a wedding to go to. I'm going to have to pull a life marathon.

by sangreazul December 21, 2010

Marathon ghosting

Marathon Ghosting (noun)
The act of repeatedly disappearing from someone’s life for long stretches of time, only to reappear sporadically when lonely, bored, or in need—often dragging out the relationship dynamic for months or years without genuine commitment. Unlike one-time ghosting, marathon ghosting is a cycle of using and abandoning, leaving the other person emotionally strung along.

She only needs me when she's at rock bottom and there's nobody else, classic marathon ghosting!

by Krackinrocks August 22, 2025

marginalization marathon

When people bicker about who has it worse or is marginalized worse, they have a marginalization marathon.

My friend group was talking about how hard their lives were and made it a fucking competition.. I swear I am so sick of their marginalization marathons!

by LingDanc803 May 20, 2025

8 shot marathon

when one consumes 8 shots of any type of liquor at 1 a.m. or later in rapid succession and proceeds to run a distance of atleast 2 miles

Holy shit I hear Jeremy ran an 8 shot marathon in under 20 minutes!

by dickdrizzle6969 December 18, 2012