mars invasion

when a friend is fucking a girl, 5 friends jump out of the nearst closet and invade as many holes as they can. ears, nose, bellybutton, and etc.

"we were waiting in the closet when, tony gave the sign and we all went in for the mars invasion"

by ellwood big wood May 9, 2010

Go to Mars

to get high

originally all the the "get high" terms were taken until a group of 4 teen males from Huntington Park decided to make their own way of saying "we're gonna get high" without having anyone get suspicious.

Jimmy: "Hey what are you doing tomorrow?"
Mark: "I'm gonna go to Mars"
Jimmy: "What?"

by The Lazer Viking February 4, 2008

Tattered Mars

Is the best at the most known VR game gorilla tag and if you see him he will go god mode

OMG GUYS IT'S TATTERED MARS!!

by TatteredMars February 24, 2022

Mars Porn

When any member of 30 Seconds To Mars or the Echelon posts tweets, Facebook posts, snapchats, InstaGram posts, et cetera that in any way triggers the world-wide Echelon family. Including but not limited to: Hurricane clips, The Kill clips, naughty photos, shirtless photos, close up of eyes/hair/beards/asses of any member of the band, hand/vein/back/legs/neck/eye/etc porn, clips from Jared Leto's films, vine clips created by Echelon and/or fans, any video where Jared's vocals are killing it, any video where Shannon is drumming, any video where Tomo or Stevie are shredding it, any update on new Mars things to come, any mention of touring or Mars' new album that's coming out et cetera

hand porn neck porn vein porn eye porn leg porn sock porn hair porn beard porn J porn Shan porn Mars porn tattoo porn vocal porn

Did you see the new J porn on Jareds snapchat?!

Mars is posting porn on Jareds sc again...new Mars Porn

by loralaimango November 16, 2016

Noemi/Mars

Noemi is the most handsome and gorgeous person ever. Everyone should simp for them and praise them.

Today i saw Noemi/Mars and almost fainted cuz there so pretty.

by youarekindashortlol November 7, 2021

Lions of Mars

An amazing UK band, consists of Jake Powell rhythm guitar, lead vocals, Dan Armstrong Lead guitar, Mike Lucking Bass, backing vocals and Rob Broad Drums

"that was an amazing gig last night!"
"yeaaaahhhh! the lions of mars gig was amazing!"

by jaskle April 14, 2010

Bruno Mars

One of the most overrated singers of all time. Lyrics are bland and uninspiring, and done better by a lot of other people. His voice, especially in the song "Just the Way You Are", could use some improvement.

Ex 1:

"Did you hear Bruno Mars's 'Just The Way You Are'?"
"Aw, hell no, I'm listening to Billy Joel's 'Just The Way You Are'!"

Ex 2:

"Bruno Mars's song Grenade makes me want to kick the next guy I see in the balls for no apparent reason".

by TheFrickinPope April 26, 2011