Filthy Maitland

Introducing an Irn-Bru bottle up a lady's poontang with one hand while inserting the spare hand up the anus to remove the lid through the recto-vaginal wall. The liquid is then consumed direct as it gushes from the lady canal.

"I had just come back from a highland-flinging marathon and me lassie was demandng a wee bit of me caber. I was so thirsty i whipped out an irn-bru and gave her the old Filthy Maitland."

by olly connor May 16, 2008

high maintenance

Requiring a lot of attention. When describing a person, high-maintenance usually means that the individual is emotionally needy or prone to over-dramatizing a situation to gain attention

Although he was a nice boy, his low self-esteem made him high-maintenance.

by A Gianotto (snipe) November 3, 2002

maintenance strokes

What a man does to maintain his erection, usually while waiting for more porn to load or doing something else.

I was doing maintenance strokes with porn running in the background while browsing 4chan.

by home movies October 31, 2014

Maite

a smart, honest, stubborn girl with a lot of values and always has the urge to relate everything to a cartoon from the 90's which is very annnoying but everyone just deals!!! Plus she has a HUGE BUTT!!!!

Zach: Ugh, Maite shut up with the Spongebob refrences already

Thelia: She will never stop because she is Maite

by POOPFACE94 October 9, 2011

Manitoba

Manitoba has hot summers and hot women. Manitobans know how to party better than any other place I've been!

Winnipeg and Saskatoon tied for the highest murder per capita rate in 2002 with 6 homicides... wow... 6.

Canada is #43 in the world for murder rates... while the US is holding strong at #23.

I know you don't care, but I'm drunk.

Toba girls give good head.

by nurple April 15, 2004

maintenance fuck

when your partner has sex with you to avoid listening to you complain about not having sex

Him: "Hey babe do you want to have sex tonight?"

Her: "Ok it's Sunday you're due for a maintenance fuck."

by JDub789 November 29, 2014

maintenance drinking

Drinking alcohol at a rate intended to maintain the current level of intoxication.

By preloading at home, and only maintenance drinking on the town, you can have an economical night out.

"Paul always preloads so he only has to maintenance drink at Atomic."

"Amy had a big day at the races and so was only maintenance drinking at the pub."

by captainlarry February 9, 2010