A fucking cunt who thinks they are doing their city a service, when really they are a bunch of cunty little faggots (in Spirit of Louis Ck) who do nothing but hurt the pockets of tax payers for no reason.... predatory policing
by fghdfgfgfgfgfg April 18, 2023

Somebody that tries to fix a situation by talking when in reality should be left alone. Something that breaks even more from someone that just won’t shut the fuck up
Alex: “Dude Sam just broke Emily’s heart and seems to be making it worse.”
Max: “Well that’s what he gets for being such a glass maid.”
Alex: “You right.”
Max: “Well that’s what he gets for being such a glass maid.”
Alex: “You right.”
by Siri’s Bitch April 15, 2019

by jocelynnewilson August 2, 2021

When you're stroking a person's dick (they're on all fours), and right as they're about to cum, you yank on their balls like you'd yank on a cow's teat, and they "mooo!" in pain.
I gave a guy the funniest blue balls the other night, both figuratively and literaly; hit 'im with the dairy maid.
The amount of therapy he'll need after that night is gonna be expensive, but his reaction was priceless!
The amount of therapy he'll need after that night is gonna be expensive, but his reaction was priceless!
by Da Vincheesy August 6, 2024

A woman who is in a relationship with a homosexual or bisexual man based solely on a shared interest in having children with him and raising those children together.
by Rabbitx369 February 23, 2022

"Sorry guys but i gotta make like the maid and clean up the house. My wife is due back in town in a matter of hours and dont want her to see this stye
by Theamazinggeek February 26, 2018

We bought this buttermilk and used 1/2 cup for a recipe. We can use the rest to make Russian Milk Maids.
by Autofive July 25, 2025
