When a man is given a handy by a woman when he is sleeping and wakes up with no knowledge of what happened or why his sheets are sticky.
My wife must have molesterbated me while I was sleeping, because I don't know how my drawers are sticking to my junk.
by Storm Front December 18, 2012
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HELP HELP HE IS A MOLESTERER!!!!!!!!!! HE IS GONNA MOLESTIFICATE ME!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE MOLESTERERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HELP MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Comes from the Latin word molestare (to bother) is the fear of asking for help/being in debt to others, and would rather lie, or do anything else than be in someone's way.
Person 1: Why is it you keep refusing money from me and saying you're ok?
Person 2: To be honest with you, it's because I have molestaraphobia.
Person 2: To be honest with you, it's because I have molestaraphobia.
by Ya....no September 8, 2020
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Get the Thee Molestee mug.A person who seems to believe that trees have sex appeal. Often mistaken for a tree hugger, the Tree Molestor is a dying breed. Hunters- be cautious not to shoot these rare perverts.
Tree Molestors will sometimes refer to themselves as "forest fairies". Please ignore their insanity, it is caused by toxins in the water from which they drink, and from a poisen in a root that they commonly use for human sacrafices to the gods.
In my experience with these creatures, it is best to avoid them at all costs. Capture could result in a painful, fiery death after which your flesh would be feasted upon. They share traits with the cannibal.
They are weak against the force of automatic weapons, so if you find yourself in a situation where you must interact make sure you have said weapon nearby.
Tree Molestors will sometimes refer to themselves as "forest fairies". Please ignore their insanity, it is caused by toxins in the water from which they drink, and from a poisen in a root that they commonly use for human sacrafices to the gods.
In my experience with these creatures, it is best to avoid them at all costs. Capture could result in a painful, fiery death after which your flesh would be feasted upon. They share traits with the cannibal.
They are weak against the force of automatic weapons, so if you find yourself in a situation where you must interact make sure you have said weapon nearby.
Guy 1: Woah, is that woman humping a tree?
Other Tree Molestor: Of course. Its her lover. His name is Jimbo. He is a very handsome tree, isnt he?
Guy 2:....isnt this illegal?
Other Tree Molestor: Of course. Its her lover. His name is Jimbo. He is a very handsome tree, isnt he?
Guy 2:....isnt this illegal?
by Bunni Indigo August 10, 2006
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