dirty milton

He’s half human half poodle, has corny hair and flat ass. He thinks he’s funny but his only characteristics are the fact that he has a funny Swedish accent. He’s dumb.

Me- wait who in the hell put the muffins in the freezer!
Alice- omg it was dirty milton

by Mencanlovecatstoo July 2, 2020

gena milton

a fat bitch that talks to much shit and fucks everything up!!

by Anonymous July 28, 2003

H@milton

Attractive,liked by most,usually a tall person,ladies man ,huge dick,known as cockzilla also usually is a sex machine and a all around pussy magnet (performs well in bed)

H@milton the great

by Hehaldem November 3, 2016

Lachlan Milton

GAY

Hey look over there its Lachlan Milton, he is Gay!

by SharpDog69 October 28, 2019

Wyatt Milton

A very small Caucasian penis...the opposite of a Wyatt Russell

I was so ready hot and horny, ready for that Wyatt Russell, Then he pulls out Wyatt Milton.....I got to break up with Mr Wyatt Milton a.s.a.p. such a let down.....is his Wyatt a Russell or a Milton?

by MutedDevil June 13, 2021

Humphrey Milton

Humphrey Milton is a loving and caring child. He is 3. He also thinks that he is a cat called whiskers

"Who is whiskers" Oh that's Humphrey Milton isn't he sweet.

by MilesMilton January 5, 2022

Moist Milton

You wet your big toe and stick it in somebody's ear. It's like a wet willy, but with your big toe.

I'm going to give you a moist milton later..

by i_love_rollerskating September 21, 2022