Milton dew

Someone who smells like mildew but to give them a more creative name.

Dang milton dew smells like mildew.

by Gomer Pyle over der July 06, 2018

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Lachlan Milton

GAY

Hey look over there its Lachlan Milton, he is Gay!

by SharpDog69 October 28, 2019

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Milton Keynes Hardman

Abbreviation: MK Hardman

A Milton Keynes hard man is a particular set of stereotypical mannerisms that occur when passing a young man in Milton Keynes who is unsuccessfully attempting to appear tough and intimidating seemingly for no reason. Usually within this order:

1. Spits on the floor
2. Turns to associate and mentions something benign with several swear words in. (Usually travel in pairs)
3. Puffs on vape

Please note that these symptoms of an MK Hardman can become exsaerbated when the MK Hardman in question feels insecure.

Further information will be added as we coin the term further.

“Ooooop, here comes a Milton Keynes hardman”

“Watch out here comes and MK Hardman, with a vape hanging out their mouth”

by MK Hardman Studies Institute January 28, 2024

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George Milton

A sloppy and quick hand job using an excessive amount of lube. Named for George from "Of Mice and Men" due to his quick wit and proclivity for keeping one hand in a lotion saturated glove to protect it from the hardships of farm work.

I'm gonna give him a George Milton in the car so he's more docile when he meets my parents for the first time.

by Uncle Jidge May 31, 2023

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Wyatt Milton

A very small Caucasian penis...the opposite of a Wyatt Russell

I was so ready hot and horny, ready for that Wyatt Russell, Then he pulls out Wyatt Milton.....I got to break up with Mr Wyatt Milton a.s.a.p. such a let down.....is his Wyatt a Russell or a Milton?

by MutedDevil June 13, 2021

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