Medlam

A combination of the words bedlam and mayhem. Accidentally combined while talking about a crazy past event. A crazily confusing situation like an insane party that isn’t well organised.

Jeez bro, that party was absolute medlam

by Xyrocon June 3, 2021

mallard

n. măl'ərd
1. (Anas platyrhynchos) A type of duck

2. (Anus playdohriptass) a term used in fisting. Positioning one's hand to the shape of a duck bill to wedge open an asshole. The catalyst to an ass blossom

Wow...I got attacked by a mallard. wierd

Pshh...what a little pussy. Slutpig can take the mallard like a pro but cries like a bitch when I try to punchfist him!

by Douchie McDoucherson March 10, 2010

Mallard Mouth

Male version of duck face

Why you looking like a Mallard Mouth??

by The Girls at LVC October 9, 2010

meglaphobia

fear of power, specifically the wielding thereof

MaryJane cant take the management position because she has meglaphobia and is afraid she will abuse her power on top.

by metalrockstar enterprise March 4, 2017

Red Mallard

A secret cat call for men to announce that a hot woman has just entered.

A hot woman walks into a bar, a guy would yell out "Red Mallard" and his buddies would know to look toward the door to check out the hot chick!!

by Wiley_Oompa April 7, 2010

Dirty Mallard

A sexual act performed when a male, while having sex with a female in either the missionary or more preferably the doggy style position, reaches around his backside and obtains a sizeable amount of sweat from his Perineum (a.k.a. Chode, Brum, Taint, etc.). Said sweat is then wiped upon the females upper lip, directly underneath the nose. The maneuver is completed with the male folding each of his arms to resemble wings, flapping his "wings", and vocalizing an ear-shattering "Quack-Quack".

As Brian was ravishing Krista from the rear and giving her the ultimate in sexual pleasure, Krista suddenly felt Brians finger on her upper lip. Within an instant her olfactory senses were overwhelmed by an extremely foul odor, accompanied by the loud call of the Mallard Duck and a rush of air upon her backside presumably caused by the flapping of limbs. Unbeknownst to Krista, she had received the ultimate sexual insult: The Dirty Mallard!

by Landon M. September 28, 2006

mehlarg

indifference to nothing, and everything at the same time

"mehlarg..."

by tgyvaeh September 29, 2009