Meatloaf

A cat that does not have its legs or tail showing

Noun: Look at this meatloaf on the couch.
Verb: The cat meatloafed on the couch.

by SpagooterSquad26 June 21, 2022

Alaskan Meatloaf

A solo sex act in which one fills a bread tin completely to top with excrement, freezes it solid, turns it out on to a cutting board, bores a hole lengthwise, and makes sweet sweet love to the confection. Optional but recommended is ketchup-based lubricant.

"I heard Steve made an Alaskan Meatloaf last night! I've always been curious, but it sounds like a lot of cleanup."

by Tivo Del Nato January 31, 2019

As smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf

That Letitia is wrong

You're as smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf

by Davidwasnthere November 18, 2021

Minnesotan meatloaf

In a threesome with 2 guys, one takes the ass and one takes the mouth. Then they both blow their loads in sync.

“Last night, my boyfriend and husband met each other and decided to make some Minnesotan meatloaf with me.”

by Anonymous21875 April 4, 2023