Maria 

A Maria is a shorter then normal person that is usually under 5'0", she is a crazy Mexican when needed, she will show you a good time in more ways then one, but don't get on her bad side cause she will pull out her machete faster then Speedy Gonzales!! Her Smile, Personality, Charm, Selflessness are out of this world and her Strength is Stronger then the Machete she packs. She likes them BIG Chorizo for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. She wears her heart on her sleeve, and is a loyal person and a outstanding friend and will do anything for the ones she loves. She ain't no snitch, and is a ride or die one of a kind all around amazing person,

Man you seen Maria?!? she is one HOT TAMALE !
Yo you seen Maria and her Machete ? That thing is as big as her!

Maria by MecheteQueen June 6, 2019

Maria 

A girl that is very wild and spontaneous. She can be awkward sometimes and very weird. Maria will straight out tell the world who she has a crush on. She can see straight through people who are feeling sad or angry. Maria loves all of her friends and family. She has a very casual and sporty style and hates fake people. She doesn’t wear makeup or dresses but she may dress formal for certain events. She gets very confused of whom she loves, but she truly likes only one person. Never let a Maria go.

Boy 1: Is that Maria?
Boy 2: Yesss man lets go chat with her!

Maria by MrFabulousSpideyMan August 7, 2020

Maria 

This most beautiful/ amazing/gorgeous person you will ever meet in your entire life. Herr laugh brings many people joy. She’s the type that when she walks through the door heads turn and jaws drop cause of beautiful she is. She’s so caring it’s incredible. The way she says things makes you feel like the most special person in the world. When you hug her you want it to last forever. You try to cherish every moment you get with herr. She is very smart and uses much common sense. Although she’s built like a goddess she is very humble and won’t let anyone think she’s pretty. She is very curious about several things which makes her very interesting. She’s also the type that is way too good for everyone in there grade and can make a guy feel like they won the lottery with her.
SHE’S LITERALLY PERFECT. She is the absolute best.

Damn l sure got lucky with Maria.

Maria by Baseballguy230 May 19, 2020

Maria 

A human like sheep often mistaken as a human but is actually a 🐑

Furnace: "Hi Maria"
Maria: "Ba"

Maria by ConorGavin69420 October 16, 2019

Maria 

What ive heard shes amazing and beautiful and is man magnet and can be mean when she speaks her mind but is kind and has a small group of friends that shes close to and more thing, sounds like me- oh wait my name is Maria heh, im not sure if i should be scared that someone knows this much about me, how i help others and care for others more then myself- and the problems i have.... and they got the shyness part right.

Mariaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Maria by ドリームクラウド December 8, 2020

maria 

A queen that gets triggered all the time!

Person: You always get triggered
Maria: *gets triggered*

maria by Dgccygfyfdddtrfygguhhhvsrzstdd February 8, 2019

Maria 

Maria is a very smart person, she likes to do weird stuff in bed, usually when she dates a guy she will date his bff too. Maria usually gives away mommy vibes and thinks she's better than you

Virgel: Wtf bro, you said you didn't study for that test. You are such a Maria
Ilie: I just didn't want to give you my answers

Maria by Sexanimalic June 4, 2019