texas lube

The act of using whataburger ketchup for lube during sexual intercouse

Ty and Seth only use Texas lube because it has an unmatched consistency

by Hasonmays March 15, 2016

lube lord

A lube lord is usually an accened being made of pure light and loob. They drool at the sight of a living beings and usually look like a 1980's pedophile stereotype.

Look in the sky is that a "lube lord"

by trusty man November 30, 2020

Lube tube

Lube tube is the female version of a douchebag. Usually identifiable by the wearing of uggs and a northface. If wearing sweatpants too, then definitely a lube tube.

While walking around the mall I saw a whole pack of Lube Tube's.

by lthater December 2, 2009

lube job

The act of lubricating a vagina with semen.

I gave your momma a lube job this morning before I went to work.

by dbookerman March 31, 2011

Lube Sock

A sock designated for masturbation

I got tired of cleaning up after jerking off with tissue; I decided to start using a Lube Sock.

Why is this sock so crusty and yellow?
-Oh, it's just one of my Lube socks.

by pizza234 January 13, 2011

Spit Lube

The act of using ones spit as a lubricant, mostly used by pornstars and desperate people.

Damian had no lubricant, so he used a bit of spit lube and frigged away.

by ninjajosh October 16, 2008

woodside lube

jerking off with any lubricant possible

i jerked off with woodside lube yesturday

by stephen k. May 6, 2006