Carrying my locker.

The act of carrying all your books in your bookbag instead of switching them into your locker to save time in between classes. This can also be used to make sure you don't forget a book.

John: Woah! Dude what are you doing with all those books?

Bob: I'm carrying my locker. I forgot my math book in my locker twice last week and I'm not going to do it again. Plus, I need all the free time I can get in between classes so I can make out with Jennifer.

John: Dude, that has got to be unhealthy for your- Wait. You're making out with my sister?

Bob:...Err.....So how about that weather!?

by Al Nunya October 13, 2009

meat locker

a vagina packed full of loose sloppy roastbeef. looks like a taco full of deli sliced meat. overuse and over stretching can make a meat locker out of a pussy

With one look at Amanda's meat locker I knew she had spent alot of time getting pounded by huge cocks.

by bhap August 24, 2006

goat locker

The compartment in the front of a submarine designed to house "the goats" or enlisted personnel ranked E-7 or above. This compartment usually has a small berthing area and a small desk and a large coffee pot and a shitter. The activities contained within this space usually involves random urine testing, drinking coffee, stroking goats and general digging Navy life.

Damn, I have to go to the goat locker and take a whiz quiz. I sure hope Cheif Porter isn't up there!

by message_tied_to_a_brick June 29, 2004

knocker locker

bra

I usually keep my cell phone (or cash, or whatever) in my knocker locker.

by lucyceline September 27, 2010

cunt locker

A reference to a female's vagina when she is being a bitch.

Amy is being a bitch, I wonder what is shoved up her cunt locker.

by Der Komisar November 15, 2009

line locker

Installation of a solenoid between the front or rear brake lines (depending on the vehicle if its a FWD then it is installed on rear lines rarely used thaks to the handbrake or if a RWD vehicle then on the front lines) allowing you maintain brake pressure to just those brakes letting the driver engage drive and spin wheels while staying in the same spot i.e burnout

I had a line locker put on me xy so i can smoke it up at Krispy Kremes in Livo without creeping forward all the time

by needaride June 28, 2007

Cocker Locker

When someone suddenly clenches her/his anal/vagina so tight that you can't get your penis out again, OR your penis is so wet and sqeezy, so it will fly out like a rocket.
It occasionly leaves bruces, and maybe even scratcmarks, whether it's stuck, or if it's sqeezed out.

Oh, man! Last night Emil gave me a really Cocker Locker! I couldn't get free for like 15 minutes! I were just paralyzed in agnoy, plesure and pain!

by Ingdal February 12, 2009