Graduated licensing

Militarily enraged women complaining the get to commit torture and murder 1

Madd is contractually committing agist rape the use graduated licensing to extort agist rape

by Cody5050 January 25, 2022

Somalian Driver’s License

A Somalian Driver’s License is when you take a hot steamy dump on the hood of a moving vehicle. As the car drives it will begin to smear all over the front windshield, obscuring the driver’s vision. If they don’t crash, they are granted a Somalian driver’s license.

My gf broke up with me, when she drives home today I’m gonna give her a Somalian Driver’s license.

by binladen-georgefloyd August 16, 2025

License

Imagine being over 21 and not having your license. If you’re getting rides the least you could do is give that drive sum TOP

Im able to drive legally thanks to my license !!!

by DonVergas650 March 15, 2024

Trail-license

Just a regular "trial" license but spelled wrong. Mostly done by oblivious non-native English speakers/writers.

Him: OMG! Stop ordering trail-licenses, they'll cost us money after 30 days!!!
You: It's a "Trial" license. Not trail!

by HenkdeTank July 19, 2023

Police license

A little piece of cardboard that allows perverts to ask you to call police as they rape and pillaged everyone, irrelevant nonsense

If you have a Police license it's the law that I'm a prostitute.

by Cody5050 August 17, 2022

Vibing License

A vibing license is a legal document with the help of which you can successfully pass a Vibe check.
The vibing license also gives you the authority to check other people's vibe.
If someone performs a vibe check on you and you show them your vibing license, you cannot be bonked.

A vibing license is handed out to:
Virgins

Closeted homosexuals

Individuals whomst watch Jojo's bizarre adventure

Owners of a 2007 pontiac vibe
Lofi hip hop listeners
People whomst have fist bumped Dwayne Johnson{

Person: Ayo, Vibe check.

You: Fuck outta here, I've got a vibing license!

by CEO of India October 22, 2019

Sex License

A license required by the US government and EU nations that legalizes its holders to have sex. It requires completion of your high school health course to get it.

"Yo dude I got a B- in health and Ms. McMiller won't let me get my sex license"

by jkslfknsdlg March 7, 2024