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Somalian Driver’s License

A Somalian Driver’s License is when you take a hot steamy dump on the hood of a moving vehicle. As the car drives it will begin to smear all over the front windshield, obscuring the driver’s vision. If they don’t crash, they are granted a Somalian driver’s license.
My gf broke up with me, when she drives home today I’m gonna give her a Somalian Driver’s license.
by binladen-georgefloyd August 16, 2025
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Graduated licensing

A form of torture used to politically assault and disenfranchise persons to starve to death without alternative limited vehicular traffic limited to 35 kph as real automobile
Graduated licensing is a agist exclusion hate crime
by Cody5050 January 27, 2022
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Drivers License

"Wow have you listened to drivers license? That shit made me cry."
"Phoebe bridgers owns my entire soul"
"uh yeah that's cool too I guess"
by queerlittlepissbaby June 16, 2021
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License

No you fucking won't bitch. If my name comes up you would not post that shit if your slut daughter's life depended on it. They didn't get you yet? Could it possibly be that as soon as you found out you FLED TO JERUSALEM to seek the protection of the Jews? That's what it looked like! The day I found that Canadian youtube channel talking about your trial you posted a video claiming to being out of the country. You fled like the coward you are. You're going to hide indefinitely so you can bend the practice of psychology to your whim that you may siphon money from sad desperate people and literally sell their souls to the church that worships a God you DON'T ACTUALLY BELIEVE IN.
Hym "I honestly don't care about your license. That definition I'm going to post is going to be funny though so watch for that. Why do you even care if they take your license? IS IT A MATTER OF PRIDE, JORDAN? Do you take PRIDE in your accomplishments and your credentials? It seems like the only person doing whatever they want at a whim here is YOU. But it's fine when you do it. And that's what this is about. You and Sam Harris both. You don't care what people believe. So long as everyone else is subordinated TO ENSURE THAT YOU AND YOUR KIDS DON'T HAVE TO BE."
by Hym Iam August 12, 2023
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Sex License

A license required by the US government and EU nations that legalizes its holders to have sex. It requires completion of your high school health course to get it.
"Yo dude I got a B- in health and Ms. McMiller won't let me get my sex license"
by jkslfknsdlg March 7, 2024
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Discord Dark License

On December 31st, if someone who uses light mode gives you permission to use dark mode on that day, you no longer need to participate in Discord Light Mode Day
Dark mode user: it’s discord light mode day...
Light mode user: oh...nah...I’m going to give you a Discord Dark License
Dark mode user: oh, thanks
by CoolCreeper3 December 22, 2020
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God's license

Driving without a license or a permit
This mf been driving with God's license since high school
by ElWero10 November 12, 2023
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