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Laptop Gangster

An annoying person online, often in teens, who becomes tough when they get behind a keyboard. They often talk trash, curse, and criticize everyone. But, if they were to see that person in real life, they would probably shit themself. Also, many laptop gangsters live in the suburbs.
Laptop Gangster-"Bring it bitch, i ain't scared of no one. I grew up in the hood pussy."

John-"Shut the fuck up you little 5 year old. You're nothing but a laptop gangster."
by THATS MAH BITCH! April 18, 2010
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laptoppy

To be laptoppy is to want to be on your laptop 24-7 like an addict to the laptop. The laptop has basically become part of you, hence laptoppy.

If the laptop was not part of you, you would not be laptoppy.
If you are at one with the laptop, you have become laptoppy in laptopia.
OMG everyone is drunk so she is going to go be all laptoppy cos she has no one to talk to.

WTF mate.
by i2k May 7, 2008
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laptop gazzing

laptop gazzing(lap tawp gaz-zing):The action of staring at one's laptop with no immediate intentions.
Just sitting here laptop gazzing. Can I call you back?
by popdropsnramen August 22, 2010
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Hot dogging laptop

updating fb status , when the person left his machine unlocked
Some one updated chethan's fb status , by Hot dogging laptop
by chethan prakash January 20, 2011
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Laptop Nazism

the practice of nonchalantly handing out detentions for trivial violations of a school's acceptable use policy
I got a two hour detention for leaving my computer in the locker room for five minutes; seems like our school is abiding by Laptop Nazism.
by Aramano April 13, 2010
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Laptop

Well OBVIOUSLY its a computer but it also means a woman who is sexy but small of stature and can be easily picked up, moved around, etc, during Horizontal Jogging. Damn! There's another word I'll have to define.
"Dave's girlfriend couldn't reach a high shelf without a ladder and a couple of phone books but he felt it was handy to have a laptop in the bedroom."
by Bob Sometimes January 9, 2006
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laptoptoast

When you have your laptop sitting on your lap too long and it starts to burn.
Guy 1: "Man, look at your thighs they're all red"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I know, I got laptoptoast surfing the web today"
by inquiz February 9, 2010
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