An annoying person online, often in teens, who becomes tough when they get behind a keyboard. They often talk trash, curse, and criticize everyone. But, if they were to see that person in real life, they would probably shit themself. Also, many laptop gangsters live in the suburbs.
Laptop Gangster-"Bring it bitch, i ain't scared of no one. I grew up in the hood pussy."
John-"Shut the fuck up you little 5 year old. You're nothing but a laptop gangster."
John-"Shut the fuck up you little 5 year old. You're nothing but a laptop gangster."
by THATS MAH BITCH! April 18, 2010
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If the laptop was not part of you, you would not be laptoppy.
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If the laptop was not part of you, you would not be laptoppy.
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OMG everyone is drunk so she is going to go be all laptoppy cos she has no one to talk to.
WTF mate.
WTF mate.
by i2k May 7, 2008
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