lactoseintolerant

milk

i needs me some lactoseintolerant

by k-now October 18, 2003

lacternis

a disgusting creature you get when a unicorn and a lizard have sex.

The lacternis is a fat medium sized screwed up lizard.

by afukenduck August 16, 2019

Lactard

someone who is lactose intolerant is also known as a lactard.

if i eat cheese i will piss out my asshole because i am lactarded.

if you are a lactard, you can still get dairy from yogurt and goat's milk.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

Lactic acid

The burning senstation you get in your legs and buttocks after a really hardcore sexual episode.

after two hours of cunnilingus his/her tounge was filled with lactic acid.

While fucking her doggy style his ass and legs began to feel the effects of lactic acid and he could no longer stand

by Diddilly Doo doo May 24, 2006

Lactate

To sweat around one's breasts, or just to sweat in general.

When someone has a dry t-shirt except for two wet spots right at the breasts.

i.e. Would you look at that, Tom is starting to lactate.

i.e. Jesus Christ it's hot out here, I'm lactating already.

by ILIR September 9, 2008

lactating

The act in which milk squirts from a delicious whorls titties.

The stripper started lactating while we had sex in the dirty hotels closet

by Asstittyballz December 7, 2015

lactose

dull, boring, stupid

He has a lactose personality.

by SLYdude36 April 4, 2010