load of bollocks

A product or what someone has done/says is total rubbish

Peter talks a load of bollocks

by Andrew Long January 18, 2004

camp load

Semen built up in the testicles as a result of not masturbating or having sex for at least a week, usually when those options are not available, such as at camp or visiting relatives, hence the name "camp load"

"Shit, I came all over the ceiling,"
"Huh? How?"
"I blew my camp load."

by Definition Of All August 5, 2008

Load Boost

A supplement that makes you cum an extraordinary amount

*crying* I got the empty nuts right now :(

HAHA SYYYKE!! I popped a Load Boost and my balls are heavy asf right now. Got me bustin like a god damn fire hose. You thought I was poppin baby nuts?

by mynutsareextremelyheavy July 19, 2021

hat-loading

A financial term that allows for extra compensation when a member of staff is required to wear multiple "hats" - hence hat-loading

Dominic asked his manager "Please sir, may I have some hat-loading for this extra role that I've taken on this summer".
"Certainly can!", the manager replied, "You are worth many employees and it is only fair that you be compensated for wearing extra hats".

by Nuts21 September 7, 2022

load launcher

To ejaculate with distance.

"Man, I was a load launcher last night." I pulled out and my wad hit her on the forehead!

by Daverr May 14, 2008

geansaí load

A lot. AS in "a geansaí load of...". From the Irish word for jumper or sweater. Originating from when kids would steal apples from orchards and would carry them back home by using their jumpers as makeshift baskets.

A geansaí load of gee.

by madhillick April 6, 2009

Musket Loading

The act a girl performs when the guys dicks not long enough but she wants to get pregnant, so she uses a dildo to force the cum inside her, like a musket.

Him: how's the attempt at getting pregnant.

Her: well my boyfriend's dick isn't long enough so I have to use musket loading to get his cum far enough

by Del Tardo July 2, 2017