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lapsus mentis

(from Latin) A fun, but more polite and generally, highly acceptable, way of saying brain fart or cerebral flatulence.
David 1: "Oops, sorry, David I MEANT to say I'll hold the fence panel and you hammer the nail in (not screw it in). I think I just had a brain fart."
David 2 (seeming a bit shocked): "A what???"
David 1: "Cerebral flatulence."
David 2: (looking a little confused): "Eh?"
David 1: "A "lapsus mentis"."
David 2: (still looking a little puzzled but just getting it): "Oh!"
by LangFill May 18, 2017
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lunch laws

Basically a set of laws that govern how lunch is to be selected in an office environment. While there are hundreds of nuances which can only be learned through experience, basically :

1. The highest ranking person selects where lunch is to be held.

2. Everyone pays for their own food, except in the case of a birthday or holiday.

3. Everyone must be informed as to where lunch is being held, to plan finances, time, etc.

4. If the highest ranking person asks someone else to select where lunch is to be held, the lower ranking person is to list available areas, and make a selection based upon the higher-ups responses.

5. Lunch laws apply to everyone, even people who are not normally restricted by laws. It is custom, which is stronger than written law. To break lunch law is to invite beheading.
He refused to inform the intern where lunch was being held, and was thus decapitated with the office boxcutter.
by Lunch Nazi May 11, 2004
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happy laps

When one is in their car driving around the same block or up and down the same street to impress someone in their hotted up car (mainly the ladies)
Look at those nob heads doing happy laps!
by Mannydaman May 28, 2006
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Nicholas Charles Lawson

This massive chunk of absolute man meat is the scariest man you will ever see. This monster can squash full watermelons with only his forearms. He is capable of giving the most passionate handshakes on the planet. All the ladies chase after nick because of his sexy body and fiery ginger hair. But you don’t want to make this brute angry. Just be prepared for a bull charging full speed at you wanting to break your neck. Be careful of his devastating dad grabs and back smacks, he’s a dangerous man.
“That Nicholas Charles Lawson is so sexy I want him to hold me with his muscular biceps.”

“HIDE YOUR WIVES, NICHOLAS CHARLES LAWSON IS COMING TO STEAL THEM!!!”
by MR C IS A GOD February 6, 2020
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lonelyraven lawsuit

don't talk smack about him on your website, or he'll slap a lonelyraven lawsuit on you!
by shannon w. May 6, 2009
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cock in-laws

When two guys have sex with the same person they become cock in-laws.
You had sex with Tina too! I guess that makes us cock in-laws! Welcome to the family!
by bagineria January 10, 2007
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laws of thermodynamics

0. When both of two systems are in equilibrium with a third, the first two systems are in equilibrium with each other
1. Conservation of Energy - Energy cannot be created or destroyed.
2. Entropy continuously increases.
3. Absolute zero cannot be reached.
Isn't it cool how all this corresponds to math and stuff?
by 2004 March 25, 2004
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