(from Latin) A fun, but more polite and generally, highly acceptable, way of saying brain fart or cerebral flatulence.
David 1: "Oops, sorry, David I MEANT to say I'll hold the fence panel and you hammer the nail in (not screw it in). I think I just had a brain fart."
David 2 (seeming a bit shocked): "A what???"
David 1: "Cerebral flatulence."
David 2: (looking a little confused): "Eh?"
David 1: "A "lapsus mentis"."
David 2: (still looking a little puzzled but just getting it): "Oh!"
David 2 (seeming a bit shocked): "A what???"
David 1: "Cerebral flatulence."
David 2: (looking a little confused): "Eh?"
David 1: "A "lapsus mentis"."
David 2: (still looking a little puzzled but just getting it): "Oh!"
by LangFill May 18, 2017
Get the lapsus mentis mug.Basically a set of laws that govern how lunch is to be selected in an office environment. While there are hundreds of nuances which can only be learned through experience, basically :
1. The highest ranking person selects where lunch is to be held.
2. Everyone pays for their own food, except in the case of a birthday or holiday.
3. Everyone must be informed as to where lunch is being held, to plan finances, time, etc.
4. If the highest ranking person asks someone else to select where lunch is to be held, the lower ranking person is to list available areas, and make a selection based upon the higher-ups responses.
5. Lunch laws apply to everyone, even people who are not normally restricted by laws. It is custom, which is stronger than written law. To break lunch law is to invite beheading.
1. The highest ranking person selects where lunch is to be held.
2. Everyone pays for their own food, except in the case of a birthday or holiday.
3. Everyone must be informed as to where lunch is being held, to plan finances, time, etc.
4. If the highest ranking person asks someone else to select where lunch is to be held, the lower ranking person is to list available areas, and make a selection based upon the higher-ups responses.
5. Lunch laws apply to everyone, even people who are not normally restricted by laws. It is custom, which is stronger than written law. To break lunch law is to invite beheading.
He refused to inform the intern where lunch was being held, and was thus decapitated with the office boxcutter.
by Lunch Nazi May 11, 2004
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When one is in their car driving around the same block or up and down the same street to impress someone in their hotted up car (mainly the ladies)
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1. Conservation of Energy - Energy cannot be created or destroyed.
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1. Conservation of Energy - Energy cannot be created or destroyed.
2. Entropy continuously increases.
3. Absolute zero cannot be reached.
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