sad koala

A half-hearted hand job where one or more of the people involved are of Australian descent.

"I only got a Sad Koala after the bonfire."

"The look in his eyes when he looked up was one of a sad koala that recently experienced a loss. He continued his work, lazily stroking, wandering from this place in his mind, back to the shores of Australia."

by SpawnOfPhlick May 23, 2016

City Koala

CK, formally known as City Koala is an Minecraft multiplayer modern city world. It includes 3 major cities, City Koala, Tabby and Toyga. The world contains lots of places, Polantic being one of them. It also has a lot of random structures, example the Billboard saying Josh sucks, the mutant crane and the Cliff house with its laboratories.

I played City Koala once.

by Igorant April 14, 2022

Mario Koala

One of many statues commisioned by the Currumbin Wildlife Sanctuary around the year 2015 and painted by artist Kate Clarke and Bernadette Wallace. These statues can be found around Gold Coast, the last sighting of the Mario Koala was outside a Timezone by popular Youtuber Polygon Donut around 26 July, 2023. The Mario koala is often moved around so using the last sighting is the best way to find the mystical being.

A: "So, have you seen the Mario Koala around here?"
B: "Yeah, we found him outside of a Timezone."

by yogha August 20, 2023

Koala Man

A Koala man is a person who wants to be something they aren't. This is baed on the opposing sides of koalas: the dangerous and the cute/innocent.

Joe (nerdy) wants to be more like Jim (a jock). He's a koala man.

by The Koala Man September 10, 2018

Pancake Koala

A Pancake Koala is roadkill that his been hit and run over more than once, to the point the original animal is no longer identifiable.

That Pancake Koala has been laying on the side of the ride for a few days.

by AllRu June 16, 2022

Koala Surprise

Originated from an Australia, when a girl gives you Chlamydia. Koalas are known to have chlamydia.

Some say the phrase was first coined by a random Aussie lass who knew too much about koalas.

That lassie gave me the ole koala surprise. But she was worth it

by Strikefv October 17, 2023

gutted koala

A term to describe a poor looking female vagina.

"Geez mate her box was messy, looked like a gutted koala"

by Swine69 January 14, 2014