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kindergartenish

Noun;
The language that kindergarten kids speak in.
Adjective; related to a kindergarten
Kid: No, take me seviouswy!
Teacher 1: What?
Teacher 2: Don’t worry, he’s just speaking Kindergartenish
by Mr Kindergarten Teacher January 5, 2021
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Kinection

A connection with a kin. It's only a term used when you first connect with your kin, like when you first realize the kin is there. It's when you realize your 'kinection' to them.
My friend Salem is currently reading things in a kin of their's voice. They did not previously know of this kin, so this is their first kinection with this character.”
by Theonebaystater January 27, 2021
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Kindercunt

An exceptionally hateful child who demonstrates extreme anti-social behaviors FBI profilers indicate will result in prolific serial killing later in life. Warning signs include violent outbursts toward elderly family members, interests in crafts that include blood splatter, occasion spitting on siblings and kicking family pets.
I can’t believe Eloise punched your grandmother in the face and called her a wrinkly old bitch. She’s such a kindercunt.
by Becky the Slut November 27, 2021
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The Kindergartner

dropping your pants to your ankles and holding up your shirt before taking a piss standing up.
Instead of urinating like a competant, capable adult, I sometimes pull the kindergartner.
by elsworth12xu February 24, 2008
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amogus kinderjoy

amogus kinderjoy is when u could win a kinderjoy egg from an amogus game
aidan: if u vote for val i will give u kinderjoy
elmo: OKAY YAY AMOGUS KINDERJOY
by ur moms hot and gay af March 11, 2022
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Dirty kinder egg

When a girl smacks the absolute shit out of your face whilst your friends watch from the other end of the table
Teo: I got a dirty kinder egg the other day from keira
Tyler: Yeah I saw you weak midget
by IcantGetItOnInBed April 21, 2022
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