Jonathan

Jonathan has the biggest dick out of everyone. His mammoth penis will make EVERY man question their masculinity. He is also a handsome devil, and a magnet to the ladies! The white ones get n-word passes!
“Do you know who Jonathan is?”

Of course i know him, he has an elephant wang!”
by Not Jonathan June 25, 2022
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A person who is good looking and has good personality and someone you can never forget. His amazing dick is going to make you always coming back for more.
Janise: jonathan is so kind
Susie: his dick bomb as well
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The most finest, hottest nigga alive. He’s gonna be rich with two kids with a girl named Jazmine ❤️🌝
Who’s Jonathan

“This fine ass nigga
Ouiii I want him 😋
by Daddyjaz June 22, 2021
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A mexican nigga who owns a elota stand
by You thought I was feeling u? October 28, 2022
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A tall, lanky (probably autistic) person who claims to be heterosexual but his constant flirtation with his male friends suggests otherwise as he makes subtle moans when he gets any form of physical contact, even a simple handshake gets his red rocket pumping.

I think his homo tendencies spurred from the traumatic experience of trying to located the fabled hole know as the vagina. He searched high and low for it, but alas it was not to be. This had a severe effect on his confidence as he has been unable to speak to anyone since.

Nowadays Jonathan is an introverted, awkward boy who spend his days playing FIFA and masturbating while in a VC to his only friend.
Bro what happened, did you experience a Jonathan? Or did you become a Jonathan?
by RealN1zz October 18, 2022
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Jonathan is a short, lazy bearded man, who looks like he lives under a bridge. But besides all this jonathan is a good friend who is usually there for you, even if he isnt good at expressing it.
by LordGrapeFruit May 08, 2020
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Someone too edgy to understand that smite is a game that involves the possibility of losing and is stuck in world where things happen and he has no control over them
I played smite with Jonathan and now I want to paint my nails black and eat a hotdog
by Fioana November 06, 2020
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