Joddy

A joddy is the southern california name for a zit that you can't pop. Sometimes you can make it ooze, but it will never pop completely. These kind of zit's can grow to the size of a marble or larger.

Dude, I got this joddy on my back. Can you have your chick cut it open with a razor blade?

by fucksakes that's disgusting September 13, 2011

Jode

A Jode is someone (male) who suddenly begins acting like a young middle school girl. It could spontaneously happen at any given moment, to any given male. Jodes often reveal their true colors at social gatherings when faced with the opposite sex, or when someone accuses them of something (out of fun). Jodes always deny the fact that they are quite sassy, often acting out towards the accuser.

Jode=Chode=The guy in the group that everyone "shits on"

Guy 1) 'Ha, Stephen that girl said you have a millimeter peter'

Guy 2) "Whatever Brad, your moms a whore, I fucked your girlfriend and your shoes are gay. Oh and my dog died, so that means I could only sport like a half chub and your shirt is fugly. Also your feet smell like a feltched asshole and ..."

Guy 1) "Woah there brah, no need to be such a Jode"

by sass master October 17, 2013

Jooed

Verb: To con somone out.

"Hey nigger, dont joo me out."

or

"Damnit you jooed the shit out of me."

by adam October 15, 2004

Jodecie

A real nigga, who is a serious gyalist, can get most dope tings

Girl:omg I jus saw jodecie he was looking too sexy

Girl 2: oooooo everyone loves him

by Serious tug April 12, 2019

joed

To ejaculate, or jerk off.

I joed all over myself after looking at porn.

by paulyy April 10, 2009

jaded

1. Tired, exhausted.

2. Used in the song, Noise and Kisses, by The Used

1. We were all really jaded after that party last night.

2. "Look in my eyes
I'm jaded now whatever that means
by sharing these things
I rip my heart out
it's worth my time
whatever that means...so

by Sista from anotha Mista August 21, 2005

jaded dick

1. a dick that one has to "work" to get hard.
2. a man who has screwed so many women that he is jaded.
3. a dick that is incapable of getting really hard even though the he is super turned on.

girl - we tried to have sex but he had a jaded dick, not only did i have to work hard for the erection, the erection never even got rock hard...

girls friend - this guy cant even cum when he gets a supreme blow job, and i know three girls who have domed him.

girl - CHRIST, and he's only 17!

by LandMforeva May 13, 2008