jobsworth

A person who is very pedantic at work and strictly adheres to the rules; so called because of their oft used exclamation.

I can't let you do that, it's more than my job's worth.

by VAKI5 May 7, 2005

jotus

A large virtual penis on a human female. Plural - One jotus, two jotadons. A jotus may only possesed by a female individual under the age of nineteen.

My my, your jotus in very large. You must be a very important woman indeed!

by Poneyyytaaaa October 22, 2010

epeen joust

A battle of the epeen, often coinciding with a full clearing of Molten Core in World of Warcraft.

Tim: Its tuesday, time for a MC clearing.
Craig: I challenge you to an epeen joust!
Ban: Oh snap!

by Nylith July 22, 2008

Genital Jousting

The highest rated videogame of 2016, in which players take the form of giant slithering dicks and attempt to penetrate the other players.

Dude the dlc for Genital Jousting is finaly out.

by GI Jew the all American Hebrew November 27, 2016

Verbal Jousting

The act of arguing and fighting with another person verbally.
To trash talk and call one another names.

Verbal Jousting:
Bob: "Billy your nothing but a scrawny little emo queer!!"
Billy Bob: "Shut the fuck up you long nosed ffffaggot!"

by Verbal Jousting October 30, 2009

jobstacle

An obstacle that interferes with procuring employment.

Henry's neck tattoo is proving to be a major jobstacle.

by Joshtown November 20, 2009

Jebus

The home city of the Jebusites; conquered by Kind David and renamed Jerusalem.

"Hey, did you ever notice that on page 375 of this thing, it says 'Jebus'?"
"Huh...It's supposed to be Jesus, right?"

by Charlie Decker December 22, 2003