Jarred Legare

A person who eats way too many cheezits and does nothing put play xbox and watch gay porn. He is very big but manages to let people talk down on him and thats why he like that. He only wears one hoodie that makes him have so called style

I found a jarred legare eating cheezits while watching his friend bang a hamster.

by Jack BitchASSHE April 5, 2019

Jarred Legare

a fat piece of shit who gets mad easily but scared of their own shadow. he wears a giant 3x hoodie cause thats the only article of clothing that fits him. forgot to mention that the hoodie is orange so it leaves everyone to wonder who painted an elephant orange.

man jarred legare is so fucking fat god damn!!!!

by jlegare fan April 5, 2019

Jarred

Drunk - from jars (beers)

I'm somewhat jarred atm, but I'll try.

by Johnvhjcj August 2, 2019

Jarroding

Jarroding is the act of pretending to be understanding or listening. Typically, the person Jarroding is kind on the outside but not even thinking about what you're saying on the inside.

Ex. We used to be really close, but then I found out he was jarroding when I was sharing my feelings with him.

by Thatchachski August 24, 2019

Jarred

The subway pedo who started and ended his career trying to get into samller pants.

Damn subway everytime I go there that damn jarred offers my kid a footling extra mayo.

by Fortdumb March 19, 2020

JarradnMonika

It’s a thing.

What did you say? JarradnMonika? Yer that’s a thing.

by Dur dur dar dur dur June 16, 2020

Jarrod

A clown with a big truck that he thinks is cool

Also 5’2”

“Oh that guy looks like a clown, his name must be jarrod”

by VultureDT September 25, 2020