1) Has the biggest moobs ever
2) Is as hard as a snowball in a microwave
3) Has major sneezes: he invented swine flu
4) Total sex god
2) Is as hard as a snowball in a microwave
3) Has major sneezes: he invented swine flu
4) Total sex god
by JamieLover111 July 19, 2010
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Get the Jamie mug.A Jamie is usually a beautiful and intelligent girl. Jamie's tend to have a bubbly personality and blonde hair. You will catch a Jamie with a phone in her hand 90% of the time, she will either be listening to music or taking a picture. If you happen to be on a bridge and interact with a beautiful girl with a sparkling smile she may be a Jamie!
by Therherrguyy June 18, 2018
Get the Jamie mug.Jamie, the person in a group of friends who has awful taste in women and cars.. typically drives around in a riced old banger such as a Skoda fabia with TT Rims blaring loud music and trying to flirt with women.
Typically tall and lanky with terrible hair dos they think are "cool".
Typically tall and lanky with terrible hair dos they think are "cool".
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Get the Jamie mug.A guy, in this case, with no sense of respect for other people, or for their feelings. He acts like he’s a nice guy, but really he’s just a cowardly narcissist. He’s extremely good at leading women on for a good three or four months, at most, before discarding them and going onto the next supply. Supply as in he’s just using women for his own benefit. Jamie will act like he has empathy; don’t be fooled. He doesn’t even care about his own family. He may look gorgeous on the outside; Jamies often have nice bodies. Once you look past the looks though, you see he’s nothing more than a soulless husk of a man, a monster in a human form. A narcissist. You’d be doing yourself a favor to avoid a Jamie.
Girl #1: “Wow, that man over there is a hunk! Should I go talk to him?”
Girl #2: “ I wouldn’t if I were you. He’s a Jamie.”
Girl #2: “ I wouldn’t if I were you. He’s a Jamie.”
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