Subway Sloth Insertion

When you stick a 5 dollar foot long up your vaginal tube, using it like a dildo. Then your man eats the foot long while it's in your vagina and you have to finish it. Then when the man finishes eating it you eat the woman out. After that you stick a six incher up the womans butt and you have to finish that and then eat the womans butt out. Then you look for any loose pieces of lettuce by sticking your head up her butt or vagina.

I subway Sloth Insertion Amandas feminine areas lastnite.

by shitstain/skidmark January 14, 2011

The Inverto

When a young man who wishes to be a women inverts his penus and stands in a mirror looking at the body he desires so greatly.

Byron- Dude i walked in on sam doing The Inverto.. and he had one of those shittie drawings of a so called "poatato" on the ground.

Liam- Shit man is he gay or somthing?

by Mcgrizley April 16, 2009

tactical insertion

1. tactically inserting ones tool into an area of interest.

2. tactically inserting ones member into a females mouth when she is passed out (or unconcious) without waking her up.

If you insert your member flacid you can proceed to wake her up with a strong erection tickling her throat in the best way possible.

3. Tactically inserting your dick into a hoe without her knowing.

1. I woke JANE up this morning with a perfectly executed tactical insertion. And to add to that I covered her eyes with my ball sack and proceeded to play "guess who" as a shot my load with force on her tonsils.

by MR. FELCHER January 30, 2010

invertimagate

To invertimagate; a typo for Investigate

========== says:
time to invertimagate
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investigate
########## says:
XD invertimagate?!

Typo'd

by Luke January 31, 2005

Investigatorally

see also: investigatively, investigatorial.
A process in which one observes, measures, fact-checks and sleuths for the right answer, specifically in the Criminal Justice arena.

Through my investigatorial findings, it is clear that the blood did not belong to Jennie

I found, investigatorally, that the crime committed was indeed committed by none other then the Masked Mutant

by dateofbirth October 16, 2012

Investigative Journalism

Code for looking up shit that you really shouldn't be looking at.

John: What are you doing online at 3 in the morning?
Seth: Uhh.... Investigative Journalism.
John: Christ, what was it this time?

by gLiTcH(); January 5, 2021

anal insertions

when you fuck really hard in the ass then put it in the wrong hole (pussy hole) and the juice hurt the eggs.

i didn’t mean a anal Insertions to you

by Boss101sam November 18, 2017