Variable Interest Entity

Used to refer to a member of the opposite sex with whom you are sexually involved with, but you don't want the general population to know about him/her because you aren't exclusive with this individual. Also commonly referred to as a V.I.E. Typically used when the certain individual is too stupid to realize they are just being used for sex.

John: "Why didn't you bring Lauren to the office Christmas party?"

Ben: "Because she is the my V.I.E. Shhhh...before someone hears you! I am trying get with the new girl tonight."

John: "Your what?"

Ben: "Variable interest entity; we have sex occasionally but we aren't exclusive. Nor is she marriage material."

by nosemaj October 26, 2008

interweb

an alternative term, or synonym for the word 'internet'.

it is derived from an amalgamation of the words 'internet' and 'world wide web'

i love surfing the interweb!

by DaveZeroZero June 5, 2007

"That's interesting Simon!"

Used when someone states the bloody obvious, taken from playwright Alan Bennett's Talking Head "HER BIG CHANCE", the story of a vaccuous actress who employs this phrase constantly when trying to seduce the director of a porn film, the aforementioned Simon.

He said: "When you go to school, you learn stuff." She said, "That's interesting Simon!"

by LucyVee April 25, 2006

Interesting

A word used by a polite, experienced art teacher while they are observing a students sub par, dull artwork which evokes nothing but disappointment within the teacher towards said student.

Student: "Hey Ms. How is my painting going?"
* Teacher observes the painting, hiding their cringe *
"It's very... Interesting."

by Locodudeof97 October 8, 2015

Person of Interest

You're f**cked!

Also, a politically-correct term for 'Suspect'

Jethro was just a small-town loner who mostly kept to himself. That is, until the authorities, under pressure from a local, hysterical, small-town power elite, named him a Person of Interest in a long-standing, as yet unsolved, serial-murder case. Now his life will forever be a living hell.

by E b a April 12, 2008

interweb

a device used for looking at pr0n and paying your taxes.

i'm hitting a dry spell. I need some of that interwebz

by john h July 27, 2008

Interweb

A term used to describe a large scale network connection.

FIRST coined in the Sci-Fi series "Babylon 5"

07/13/1994
Episode name: "Eyes"
Season 1 : Ep. 16
Between time 14:36 to 14:57

Chief of Security: "while thats working, load in a web program"

Computer: "peramiters"

Chief of Security: "all info on Colonel Ari Ben Zayn, earth force internal and Mr Harriman Gray Psi Corps military specialist. The usual sources. Code all responses Gold-2"

Computer: "Acknowledged, Commencing interweb link"

by MitsMits February 7, 2010