insta buddie

A good friend on the social media app/site Instagram

"Follow me"
"K"
"OMG love ur posts insta buddies for life"
👌

by Ummm.k June 2, 2014

insta-snap syndrome

Prominent in teenage girls (and queers) this syndrome is when you are so obsessed with Instagram and snap chat that you become out of touch with reality. This leads to being delusional and people suffering with often expect their parents to buy them a BMW or Mercedes for their first car and also expect them to buy/rent them an apartment when they turn 18. Victims also believe that they do every single chore in the house despite the fact that they sulk in their rooms all day. Sufferers only care about the perfect selfie, not their future. They often will pass high school with shitty grades and expect an IV league education and to be a billionaire before they are 30.

Career options: military(no specific branch), nail painter(if Asian), or just meeting a rich man.

"hey becky i just got my license so my parents will buy me a BMW"

"are you sure your not just suffering insta-snap syndrome"

"No... would you like to take a selfie with me?""

by A Black Jew April 28, 2016

insta normie

An insta normie is a person who looks at memes on instagram they do not understand memes without captions and are doomed to become facebook moms

Person1: Hey, do you like Obama prism?
Person2: No, I don't, because I'm an insta normie

by Newtberry54 October 29, 2019

insta-puke

Verb :To instantly be discharged forcefully and abundantly part or all of the contents of the stomach through the mouth, usually in a series of involuntary spasmic movements.

usually unexpected and not as painfull as a regular puke.

I just insta-puked in the back of his car , maybe we should take off before he gets back.

by Von Rab April 28, 2011

insta-douche

when you're one person and then your significant other arrives and your evil side comes out to impress them.

Man, he was so cool until bitch showed up and he became an insta-douche, just so he could get some.

by missspiffy September 13, 2011

Insta Bitch

The more you talk to a women that bitchier that get.

Bitches (Insta Bitch)

by Jakobson April 1, 2009

insta-dome

Refers to when something is so badass or sexy that simply having it or wearing it will get you free sex from anyone. Think like axe body spray, only legit.

...dude that wicked new justice belt is pure insta-dome dude!

by Jeff Simonson August 5, 2007