Insta Hoe

Girl who flexs on the gram but doesn't get dick irl

Becky be posting those booty pics on the reg but hasn't touched a penis with a ten foot pole. She a insta hoe

by Fapmonster April 24, 2017

insta-karm

Negative karma that occurs immediately after you have done something bad to someone else.

He got insta-karmed right after he made fun of that girl hitting her head on the wall; he hit his head even harder on the wall!

by heyyitsQ December 13, 2009

Insta Kill

More dangerous than a kill.this type of kill wont even let your brain process your dieing or the pain.before you can even say a word or blink your eye,or a spec of dust lands on your shitty furniture.you are dead.

Kevin - Did you hear of that old lady across the street?

Devon - Yeah.Insta kill.

by Dottor_converse February 19, 2009

insta-dad

Ring up the late night T.V commercial's to get an 'insta-dad' delivered to your door. Insta-Dad is great for fulfilling the gap left by an incompetent or missing dad and is a great present for Christmas. Insta-dad never gets angry at you for smoking weed and does your homework at the same time as cooking dinner. Comes with 30 Day Money Back Guarantee.
Whats it to you?'s defintion is also quite acceptable and funny.

"Thanks Insta-dad!"

by Diego September 11, 2003

insta jizz

When something is amazing, you call it insta jizz

Jeffrey: This PvP gear is "insta jizz"
Adam: When I ate that cinnabun it was 'instant jizz"

Noah: That Muffin was "Insta Jizz"

by cloudrunner66 April 29, 2011

Insta baddie

At the bottom of the food chain

They’re a insta baddie

by Wankknob January 25, 2021

Insta-Cum Retraining

A highly-structured desensitization program designed to reestablish normal sexual stamina after many years of forced, infrequent, dispassionate and time-constrained copulation efforts.

My wife just signed me up for Insta-cum retraining...seems she requires a bit more time and expertise then when we fucked on prom nite...

by YAWA June 13, 2018