When another person mentions something completely unimportant during a normal conversation and that idea becomes so lodged in your mind that you cannot help but act on it sometime in the near future. Then when you act on it, you get screwed.
Girl Next To You: "Hey, so I was talking to this guy last night and he just randomly kissed me. I didn't even care. I just kissed him back."
You: "Well that sure is interesting..."
Two days later...
You: "Hey (insert random girl's name here), I wanna kiss you even though I don't know you."
Random Girl: "That's really stupid you perv!" (insert slap here)
You: "Well thank you very much (insert name of girl you were sitting by), I seem to have been inceptioned..."
You: "Well that sure is interesting..."
Two days later...
You: "Hey (insert random girl's name here), I wanna kiss you even though I don't know you."
Random Girl: "That's really stupid you perv!" (insert slap here)
You: "Well thank you very much (insert name of girl you were sitting by), I seem to have been inceptioned..."
by Schrodinger'spuppet December 14, 2010
Get the Inceptioned mug.A metaphor for ejaculation into the pussy, ass, or mouth. The cock is the "needle" and the cum is the serum. The cock penetrates and "injects" cum like a needle injects serum into the body after piercing the skin.
An expression of the desire to fuck or be sucked off and then cum inside the fuck partner.
An expression of the desire to fuck or be sucked off and then cum inside the fuck partner.
She'll know you're a man after you give her your hot beef injection!! (heard at summer camp).
Open your mouth so I can give you my hot beef injection.
Open your mouth so I can give you my hot beef injection.
by Athanjay Ouillquay April 16, 2010
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"A process in which fuel is supplied to an engine via a pump, nozzles, and a computerized control module. This system has mostly replaced the carburetor, a much simpler mechanical device found in any car worth owning."
Person 1: "Fuel Injection is so much more reliable than carburetors."
Person 2: "Uhh, okay. Is that why your car has been to the shop three times and the 'check engine' light is still on?"
Person 1: "It was just a bad sensor."
Person 2: "How much did it cost to fix?"
Person 1: "$238."
Person 2: "I could replace the entire fuel system on my car for $238."
Person 1: "But..."
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "I was..."
Person 2: "NO! YOU WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ALMIGHTY 1972 LINCOLN CONTINENTAL! (holds lincoln keychain in face)
Person 1: "AAAAH! IT BURNS!"
Person 2: "THE POWER OF GOD COMPELLS YOU!
Person 1: "NOOO! (black vomit) (convulsions)
Person 2: "Damn, you must've worked at a dealership."
Person 1: " '75 LTD coupe convertible?"
Person 2: "Now you're talking."
Person 2: "Uhh, okay. Is that why your car has been to the shop three times and the 'check engine' light is still on?"
Person 1: "It was just a bad sensor."
Person 2: "How much did it cost to fix?"
Person 1: "$238."
Person 2: "I could replace the entire fuel system on my car for $238."
Person 1: "But..."
Person 2: "No."
Person 1: "I was..."
Person 2: "NO! YOU WILL BOW DOWN BEFORE THE ALMIGHTY 1972 LINCOLN CONTINENTAL! (holds lincoln keychain in face)
Person 1: "AAAAH! IT BURNS!"
Person 2: "THE POWER OF GOD COMPELLS YOU!
Person 1: "NOOO! (black vomit) (convulsions)
Person 2: "Damn, you must've worked at a dealership."
Person 1: " '75 LTD coupe convertible?"
Person 2: "Now you're talking."
by Mick O'Neill December 6, 2006
Get the fuel injection mug.Hell. A chemical imbalance in the vagina (also possible in men but uncommon) leading to raw, itchy and irritated skin making it extremely uncomfortable to move or walk. Frequently referred to as hell.
by krazyk7829 December 8, 2010
Get the Yeast Infection mug.Post-Inception Realization is the realization a person comes across after viewing Christopher Nolan's 2010 film, "Inception". At first, they refer to it as "the best movie ever made" or "biggest mind fuck ever", only to realize a few days later that the movie was actually pretty average.
Matt: Shit man, I just saw Inception! Best fucking movie ever!!
Jason: I saw it last week, just wait for Post-Inception Realization to kick in.
Jason: I saw it last week, just wait for Post-Inception Realization to kick in.
by wecomefromstars July 23, 2010
Get the Post-Inception Realization mug."Nick's failure to appear in court after being cited for marijuana possession, an infraction he ''forgot'' to tell me about." -David Sheff
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