iPad

A revolutionary new device from Apple, Inc, filling the niche between a computer and a smartphone. Perfect for surfing pornography during important meetings while still looking like you are on the cutting edge of technology.

Cope: "Is that the new 3G iPad?"
Panik: "it sure is. Go over those synergies again? I have something to view on this thing."

by Mindflayer May 3, 2010

ipad mini

A 7.9-inch of the popular iPad. Despite having a low-res screen (1024x768) and a two-generation old dual-core processor (Apple A5-1 GHz), it miraculously gets five-star reviews from people.

Apple Fan: OMG! I got teh ipad mini!
Normal Person: Why didn't you save $100 and get a kindle, nook, or nexus?
Apple Fan: It's Apple!!!!!
Normal Person: Buys $200 tablet

by Anonymous 323829 March 16, 2013

iPad

A device created by Apple that features all the convenience of watching porn on an iPod touch, with the big screen of a laptop.

Dude 1: "Is that Backdoor Sluts III!?"

Dude 2: "You bet it is!"

Dude 1: "Wow, I sure am glad you spent $500 on that iPad! Now I can clearly watch your mobile porn from the reflection on the French doors!!!"

by Their Pseudonym July 22, 2010

ipadizzle

iPadizzle = addicted to using iPad.

iPad Freak.

iPadizzle kid.

iPadizzle all day, all night.

by STRALLENT.COM April 1, 2010

Sticky ipad kid

is roc ge

Adam: Roc always licks people.
Oliver: It’s cause he’s a sticky ipad kid

by fortnite gamer 135246 August 14, 2021

ipad kid

Quackity, thats it. Its Quackity.

did you watch quackitys stream?
Quackity? that ipad kid?
Yeah!

by urmumsboobs June 11, 2021

iPad

Apple's newest iProduct

The iPad is the worlds most expensive menstrual product. you get one per package that can only be used once for the amazing price of $499

Available at Apple stores and ladies restrooms worldwide

Girl: Fuck Kotex, I got the Apple iPad

by applealex February 2, 2010