instantanus

When someone farts and you smell it right away.

For example " Damn Ricardo that fart was loud...yeah and I smelled it instantanusly.

by Seabag November 6, 2014

instaholic

someone who is to obsessed with instagram they do it 24/7

That girl needs rehab she's a instaholic.

by malima August 19, 2014

Instasham

The social media platform that provides absolutely no true information about an individual, just the fabricated existence that the vacuous Vunts want to project to the rest of the inane sycophants that populate the site. #GiveMeAttention,
#MyBestVuntishLife, #Narcissist

Katie spent the last hour and a half trying to get the angle just right to hide her double chin and to catch the light just right making her cheeks glow and her puckered lips look like a lubed anus...... Ste just slapped his cock a few times and sent a dick pic back. The quintessential exchange on Instasham.

by Samuel Peeps February 19, 2019

installation fart exhibit

An art exhibit providing the brave participant with an opportunity to indulge in a rich olfactory immersive event of horrifically putrid flatulence unparalleled in the real world.

My anosmic friend gently escorted me into the sealed installation fart exhibit chamber, smiling like a ninny the whole time, and it wasn’t until she was literally crying with laughter that I fully understood what I had done.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2019

installation fuck

An installation art exhibit experience in which you participate by entering the artspace, a large cube, and then have sex with the artist in the name of art rather than illicit sex.

My daughter was thinking of going to a brothel for women but stumbled upon this wildly sexy artist up in San Francisco who offered a respectable artistic experience called an “installation fuck“ instead!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

instantly regrets it

it’s basically in most of dharr mans titles, for short it’s like karma

some random thief: hahahaha I’ll steal your money
random man: noooo please you’ll instantly regret it
thief: *instantly regrets it*

by imFal June 9, 2021

Instarags

It’s what you’d call dishrags and trashy people that your significant other slithers up to on dating sites and/or Instagram, usually behind your back when he needs a self-esteem boost. Dim witted, one-note and superficial. Like dishrags you can find on Instagram. 🤷🏻 ♀️

Are you keeping up on all of the latest with Afghanistan? I bet those instarags don’t even know what’s going on.

by It’sObviousSimpleMan August 20, 2021