hypocrites

President George W. Bush

Bush:
Abortions? No, no, remember that thingy "thou shall not kill"
But war? Hell yeah!

3000 dead and counting Mr. Bush

President Bush: The hypocrites love him

by Oo Sol oO December 9, 2008

hypacrite

The Internet douchebag way to spell hypocrite.

"Dude, that chick is such a hypacrite."
"Dude, you are so not smart."

by Gryph March 23, 2006

hypocrite

someone who preaches one thing then turns around and finds themselves doing the exact same thing. someone who is insecure and conforms to society's values just to be like the others.

by whitney April 28, 2003

hypogrit

A word expressing the ideological hypocricy of the Liberal Party of Canada. The party has a tendancy to forget their actions or lack therof during the past with regards to many of their dire predictions and thoughts on other political parties.

"The Liberals are such hypogrits, does Stephane Dion not remember what happened to CO2 emmissions during his rein as environment minister when he portrays himself as such an environmental champion?"

by PJonathonG February 4, 2007

Hypocriticusjerkenvodum

Hypocriticusjerkenvodum is the fear of doughnuts

by Anonymous April 16, 2003

hypocrite

something benzino and other people are when eminem dissed black people.

Benzino and some black people: Eminem is a motherfucking raciest ass cracker! He calls people of the oppisite race mean,derogatory, and raceist names, but I would never do something like that, that stupid ass cracker honkey white boy piece of shit. Fucking white crackers.

by pimp daddy dollars February 27, 2005

hypocrite

A woman who berates her man for peeing without washing his hands even though he has only touched his dick - an object she doesn't think twice about popping in her mouth.

Look Emily, if you want to prove you are not a hypocrite, I'll go back in there and wash my hands.. then you go in there and suck on the faucet I just touched and see which one of us gets botcholism first.

by Joshua James October 17, 2006