herbert

A badass boot by Brahma that has a low cut "skate shoe" appearance, but has steel toe and steel shank sole support.

I thought he was wearing some pussy Vans, but as soon as that ANSI rated steel toe connected with my forehead, I was out cold. Now I swear by herberts my self.

by SkullWolf August 13, 2006

Herbert Hoover

(noun) The product of one man shitting on another man's stomach adding an assortment of unspecified spices followed by a brisk session of anal sex.

That guy smells like he got a Herbert Hoover last night.

by Dante Valentine May 2, 2006

Hubert

the most boring, neutral, banal person and name ever created. You cannot moan Hubert

"Hubert, the most boring, banal name ever created"
-Shakespere 2021

by Shakespere's Dictionary June 6, 2021

Humberto

A guy who like a girl name ruby but if he gets to ask her out she will say no

Humberto: Ruby want to go out with me

Ruby: NO sorry

Humberto: lol you thought

by Hellomydudez December 15, 2017

Hubert Cumberdale

A "friend" of salad fingers who Tastes of soot and Poo and is married to a another "friend" named Mrs. Cumberdale

A finger pupet that is Crudely Done

by Mr. Man March 19, 2005

Hubert

The word "Hubert" is used most of the time, to describe a fat/chubby Koala Bear, it is mainly used in Australia by farmers, to informally talk about if the Koala Bear is getting fed too much. Koala Bears are usually left by themselves when they are young therefore have to survive by themselves. This causes them to become extremely lazy and over weight.

That's a bit of a hubert, isn't it?

by TheCrazzzyyChimppp October 28, 2017

Humberto

(Noun)
A catfish who is an actual loser and is nothing more than a two-faced liar.

Becky: God, he is such an humberto!
Amy: I know! Ugh!

by nuglet March 9, 2017