Holasses

A viscous substance that bears strong resemblance to a slow-moving woman of a licentious persuasion.

She's moving slow as molasses." "Slow as holasses!

by drunken_wordsmith July 1, 2011

Hoiland

Act of oral sex on butthole regardless of preexisting hygienic condition

I gave this girl a hoiland and she shit spackled my chin

by Choochyface May 14, 2018

hola chicos

the only real way to greet someone or make a grand entrance. doesn't matter the gender.

Nat enters a room.

"Hola chicos!"

everyone applauds him. people are crying. someone commits suicide, knowing they'll never reach his level. the president pats him on the back. he's on every tv channel in existence. the world implodes.

by owokmpty May 31, 2018

Holatious

a word to describe something being so fucking funny that it burns a hole in your juicy plump pussy.

“THE FACT THAT MY TEACHER THINKS IMMA DO MY HOMEWORK WHILE IM ON CORONACATION IS HOLATIOUS”

by ur hip-hop-happening grandma May 6, 2020

barb holland

Barbara Holland, also known as Barb, was a character in Stranger Things season one that was killed by a fictional character known as "The Demogorgon." She was kind, had good morals, and tried to keep Nancy Wheeler away from Steve Harrington. Barb's death sprouted hashtags such as #JusticeForBarb. She was portrayed by Shannon Purser.

"barb holland was the best! I cried when The Demogorgon killed her.."

by wellthatsmustache May 6, 2018

Leila Holland

Leila Holland is by far the prettiest girl u will meet. She’s a bit of a psycho path but her beauty outshines it. If u need a stalking buddy leila has got you. She knows everything about everyone. Never mess with her though or she may try and suck ur blood. She’s in LOVE with Caillou so don’t ever hit on him. Don’t be scared if you ever find leila to be talking to herself don’t worry. It happens. She also likes to talk to inanimate objects... it’s best to just leave her be when that happens. All in all she’s a good person...if u don’t mind the murderess side of her.

Do you know where my kid went?
I think Leila Holland has her in the basement again
Oh ok makes sense

by Pestypanda3 May 17, 2020

hola como estas

Hello how are you?

Me:Hola como estas?
Other person: fine

by Nike with Savvy May 24, 2016