Hoarf

When you are extreamly hungry and you eat your food faster than you can say hoarf.

I just hoarfed down that sandwich.

by Mollie Bou March 1, 2009

Hoberknockers

Pronounced; (Hob-Er-Knock-Ers)

Refers to a womans Blouse Bunnies otherwise known as Breasts. Also reffered to as boobs, tits, funbags, Jugs, etc.

Holy shit! Did you see the Hoberknockers on that Hose-Hound?

by YourFakeName July 22, 2009

hoar

a way to say whore but in a kidding sense

Last night you were such a hoar.

by gysasjbxugnyejudfks June 17, 2008

Hoare

My fucking surname

"This bitches surname is Hoare"
"Sounds like whore! "

by Lookitsaboi October 21, 2017

hoarkerize

1. v. To play a trick or a joke on someone. Very similar to a stag, only without much planning or forethought. 2. n. hoarkerization. 3. v.i. hoarkerizing, hoarkerized.

"Dude, let's hoarkerize Alan by lighting his english assignment on fire, then, when he starts freaking out, we'll piss on it to put it out!"

by JnglKng April 14, 2005

hoarsistant

Some one with no life who prefers to follow orders, and does nothing for them selves. Also prefers to makeout and have sex with older men and likes being called a hoarsistant.

An example is Jenny Mcarthy is a hoarsistant with passion and is proud of it. She has a sexual show called "party at the palms" on channel E.

by Maggie F December 27, 2005

Poon Hoarder

A poon hoarder is a friend who tries to cock block you even though they know they have no chance with the girl

Can you believe he is being a poon hoarder? She is obviously not into him and he knew that when he saw her talking to me.

by purgatorybound March 19, 2009