Hoare

My fucking surname

"This bitches surname is Hoare"
"Sounds like whore! "

Hoare by Lookitsaboi October 21, 2017

Hoare

A posh slut.

It is rare to find a hoare. This type of slut is never found 'hanging' around a standard backstreet, instead they thrive in locations such as Kensington, Chelsea, Oxford and the Cotswolds.

Geoffrey: Fancy a puff on the old pipe Winston?
Winston: I don't actually sport, but i do rather fancy a puff on that hoare!

Rupert: I feel like obtaining, and subsequently, ragging a hoare tonight.
Gordon: Are you sure you don't want a whore? it will save on the fuel.
Rupert: No, I'm definitely in the mood for a hoare.
Gordon: Well, lets fire up the Jag then!

Hoare by Slutbag. November 30, 2010

Information Hoare 

Someone who seeks information for information sake, for processing, manipulation, storage, reporting, simply to ensure that it is available when asked for (or simply to claim to have it, useful or otherwise). Named after Tony Hoare, was a pioneer in programming and data processing (he created the Quicksort algorithm).

SysAdmin: Which logs do you need from my servers?
SecDude: All of them
SysAdmin: You don't need *all* of them, do you?
SecDude: I might . . .
SysAdmin: You're such an information hoare.

Information Hoare by CryptoKnight November 3, 2011

cormac hoare 

This person is not funny at all and has a horrible lingering smell of eggs

Ewwww he smells like cormac hoare

cormac hoare by Wowluvyourco March 19, 2021

Henry Hoare 

The sexiest man alive , His abs alone makes girls cream there knickers however the rest of his body is unreal, and his humour and brains makes all the girls love him. Also he is the most talented person in the world and can do anything that he can put his mind to.

Henry Hoare is the best person alive

Henry Hoare by SaggyManDingo May 29, 2020

Tab-Hoarder 

The Tab-Hoarder is one who is reluctant to close internet tabs, usually resulting in a buildup of chaotic tab clutter on the browser toolbar.

Sometimes results in "Browser - Paralysis".

Usually consists of multiple YouTube windows, a few StumbleUpon tabs, Facebook, Break.com, I-players or random episodes of pirated TV shows etc...

The Tab-Hoarder will always choose to open (yet another) "new tab" instead of overwriting current browse window. It may come in use later.

- "No wait - don't close that window - I might come back to it later."

• reserve useless tabs in the mind for future use : as adj. ( hoarded)

Tab-Hoarder by ebh1zaza March 15, 2012

chin-hoarder 

A fat person who has a double or triple chin.

"Instead, a proudly dog-whistling chin-hoarder like Haley Barbour and an apex predator of Arab people like Bill Kristol are urging Romney to release his tax returns now. Better to finally delineate Mitt's relationship to Bain. Better to finally show his Swiss bank doesn't have a Chamber of Secrets and a bunch of Brigham Youngs in cloning tanks. FIGHT IT OVER HERE SO WE DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT IT OVER IN OCTOBER." From Gawker.

chin-hoarder by Yuccaroot July 19, 2012