"This bitches surname is Hoare"
"Sounds like whore! "
by Lookitsaboi October 21, 2017
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A posh slut.

It is rare to find a hoare. This type of slut is never found 'hanging' around a standard backstreet, instead they thrive in locations such as Kensington, Chelsea, Oxford and the Cotswolds.
Geoffrey: Fancy a puff on the old pipe Winston?
Winston: I don't actually sport, but i do rather fancy a puff on that hoare!

Rupert: I feel like obtaining, and subsequently, ragging a hoare tonight.
Gordon: Are you sure you don't want a whore? it will save on the fuel.
Rupert: No, I'm definitely in the mood for a hoare.
Gordon: Well, lets fire up the Jag then!
by Slutbag. November 29, 2010
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what Shrek is classified as when he has a gun
Person 1: Wow what a nice day for a cup of coffee

Person 2: indeed
Person 1: oh no hoars!!!
Person 2: oh no! (Dies)
by ryan_schenk May 18, 2019
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A type of frost; grey-white in appearance, and feathery looking.

Also, can be used to describe anything that looks like this, like hair for example.
I looked outside this morning and the hoar frost was all over the garden.
by eyeheartboobs December 4, 2004
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A hoar is a derogatory name for somebody who hoards things.
Paul became a toilet paper hoar during the coronavirus pandemic.
by Pluto E. March 23, 2020
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