Hippocrit

A Hippo Crit. A critical hit worthy of being defined as Hippopotamus-like. It is a gargantuan damage hit and is usually a crit of over 9000 damage dealt.

WoW Nerd(1): OMGAWD GUYS! I JUST GOT A HIPPOCRIT!!

Guild Mate: How much, man?

WoW Nerd(1): Over 9000!!!

WoW Nerd(2): HOLY SHIT DUDE!! OVER 9000!? THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE!!

by Andizzle mo' Nizzle January 18, 2009

hipocritical

when someone is such a hypocrite, they don't deserve to have the word spelled right.

ew, she's so hipocritical

by kidsnloijvr June 17, 2008

hypocrite

A title given to one who has found Jesus.

If you would like an example of a hypocrite, odds are you need only look in the mirror.

by nethcev! August 24, 2006

Hippiecrite

Person of "hippie" culture who eats and lives all natural and judges others for eating junk food, but buys Molly and coke from the random, sweaty guy at the club

He's such a hippiecrite, he talks shit about Cheetos but just bought some sketchy Molly from some dude in the bathroom

by Johny's Tsunami December 20, 2015

Hypocrite

High school students.

My god Becky, look at the group of hypocrites over there.

by Rumpletuffin April 30, 2016

Hypocrite

Someone who can call their friend a slut, but has a problem with somebody who's not a friend calling them a slut or using the word slut, is by definition the worst kind of hypocrite. Like an asshole who does not know he's an asshole, this kind of hypocrite doesn't ever see who they really are, and is usually apologetic without knowing why they're apologetic or what for. It's better to do something on purpose and be a rude asshole about it than say you're sorry when you're full of shit and don't mean a word of what you say.

Another hypocrite who doesn't know it and thinks she's being treated unfair when somebody calls her a slut, why doesn't that impress people at the party anymore?

by Solid Mantis August 2, 2018

hippocrates

A person who professes beliefs and opinions that he or she does not hold in order to conceal his or her real feelings or motives. Derived from the name of ancient Greek physician-pig, Hippocrates. Often used in conjuction with the words peep or meep or a combination of the two.

James is such a hippocrates.

by hippocratespeepnegroid September 10, 2006