Hanz

The name of most men in Germany. In a 2007 Harvard study, it was proven that 72% of men and 36% of women in Germany are named Hanz.

Bill: Hello, whats your name?

Hanz: Hanz.

Bill: You must be German!

by HunterMaster July 8, 2010

Hannum

means fucking ugly

that is one hannum muthafucker

That guy is so hannum

by Daniels Wifey June 17, 2004

Hanukkah

An low-key but awesome Jewish holiday. Its not all about material objects and commercialism like Christmas.

Hanukkah is fun :)

by GinnyG January 11, 2012

hanz

A manwhore who welcomes the company of all ladies great and small. Values the happiness of the ladies.

1. I feel randy i think i need a hanz.

2. I havn't had any love for a while i need a hanz.

3. That hanz last night was the best hanz i've had in years.

4. My husband just aint doing the business right i need a hanz.

by Hanziee December 9, 2008

Hanukkah

The best of the minor Jewish holiday! Features delicious latkes and often cheese and wine, dreidel games, the story of the Maccabees victory over the Greco-Syrians, a festival lights and a beautiful menorah, the story of the badass biblical heroine Judith.

Whoever wrote the first two answers are clearly self-hating secular Jews with no attachment to their culture or religion. If they Hanukkah so much then they should just convert and celebrate Christmas.

Real Jewish person - Hanukkah is a beautiful religious and cultural holiday

Fake Jewish person - I'd rather celebrate Christmas

I think Christmas is a beautiful holiday and have nothing against it, but its not something that Jews should partake in.

by LilachStein January 31, 2012

Hanus

when something is just so wrong or is just retarted

man, whay is he wearin' that hanus gear..

by poopheadhomedogshitmonkeydogcrap December 10, 2003

Hanukkah

Jewish Christmas

Hanukkah is the Jewish version of Christmas but it last 8 days

by Kidswillbekids October 14, 2019