Chelsea Handler

The least funny person on planet Earth who should die.

Sally: Ugh. Tammy's making those stupid jokes again that aren't even funny. She's acting like Chelsea Handler.

by ieatmarshmallows December 19, 2010

Handle the Randal

A local Game (centrally in Central Ohio), it is a mix of Capture the Flag and a full contact Tug-of-War contest. The game is considered dangerous by many for the excessive contact that the game has, but is an excellent way to dispel excess energy. Handle the Randal Is fun.

Pedro: Yo, Arthur- you Can't Handle the Randal!
Arthur: Damnit! I know!!
Pedro: You better toughen up.

by Media Nox March 23, 2007

baggage handler

One who plays with his own scrotum (for personal entertainment or otherwise); someone who cannot keep from performing adjustments to his genetalia. See bagyanker.

He either needs to get some pants that fit better or maybe he can get a job at the airport. He's such a baggage handler! Would he be handling other people's bags? Fag.

by Satchel Page July 27, 2003

pitchforks and hammer handles

That's what we would say during a downpour.

It's raining "pitchforks and hammer handles". Maybe that was just a local Pennsylvania Dutch area thing.

by bob4712 January 11, 2011

low hangers

nuts like a billy goat.

Matt could feel the banging of Chuck's low hangers against his ass cheeks as Chuck pistoned in and out of Matt's hairy hole.

by Richard Black March 3, 2005

coat hanger nipples

Ususally evident in older women, coat hanger nipples are hardened nipples that are prominately larger, and stick out longer than most nipples.

"I could hang a rack of winter coats on her coat hanger nipples"

by Duffy Darwin September 18, 2006

Haggleproof Snaggletooth

Something or someone that doesn't make sense.

Comes from the song "DeLorean" by El-P

Because the lyrics don't make sense

"Haggle proof snaggletooth fabulous 5 freddy
Krueger finger discount bliss lou retton dismount"

What's going on??

I dunno, it's a haggleproof snaggletooth.

What's this dude talkin about?

I dunno, he's a haggleproof snaggletooth

by ivan ooze February 23, 2010