husband-haver

a homosexual, someone who likes men

Bob - "That new kid vinny is gay."
Bill- "Yeah, he's such a husband-haver."

by Jert March 12, 2008

Husband Hole

A woman's "Lips", her thing.

Damn! That bitch has a huge husband hole.

by DoodooMan September 23, 2006

my husband

Sam Pottorff.

"Sam Pottorff is my husband"- @Pottorffswife on twitter

by @Pottorffswife February 28, 2014

stepford husband

A husband who provides, protects, and caters to his wife. He allows her to be a stay at home wife and mother. He supplies her with her weekly allowance of a substantial of money.

My stepford husband is the best man on earth. He appreciates my catering to him by catering to me.

by Da truth72 December 18, 2013

Corpse Husband

CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME BUT YOU LOVE ME LOWKEY WANNA DATE ME WHEN YOU FUCK ME TOUCH ME WITH THE LIGHTS OFF AND MY CHAINS ON BABY IM NOT THE RIGHT ONE YOU SHOULD WAIT ON

Person 1: have you watched corpse husband

Person 2: HELL YEAH! CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME BUT YOU LOVE ME~

by ILoveMcyt December 26, 2020

husband chub

the male genitalia is half erect when topics of the domestic variety come up in conversation while the prior to, or during the act of intercourse , the male is husband material because he is polite and does not do anything the woman does not want to.

the man gained a husband chub when the woman mentioned marriage.

by dadbonermaker September 24, 2014

marine husband

A man with such loyalty and respect that even after his wife spends 9 months away fighting to keep this country safe, he never once approaches anothe. A man who is strong enough to work two jobs, raise his kids, and love his wife 10000 miles away.

The marine husband works at the 7 day and the mcdonalds, makes it to his kids soccer games, and never once waivered from his wives side while she was serving over seas.

by JJGYET March 14, 2015