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husband-in-law

The prick that married your ex-wife
I got along with my ex for years until she remarried, but I have a running battle with my husband-in-law.
by bullet88 August 6, 2009
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Husband Hole

A woman's "Lips", her thing.
Damn! That bitch has a huge husband hole.
by DoodooMan September 23, 2006
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my husband

"Sam Pottorff is my husband"- @Pottorffswife on twitter
by @Pottorffswife February 28, 2014
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stepford husband

A husband who provides, protects, and caters to his wife. He allows her to be a stay at home wife and mother. He supplies her with her weekly allowance of a substantial of money.
My stepford husband is the best man on earth. He appreciates my catering to him by catering to me.
by Da truth72 December 18, 2013
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Corpse Husband

CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME BUT YOU LOVE ME LOWKEY WANNA DATE ME WHEN YOU FUCK ME TOUCH ME WITH THE LIGHTS OFF AND MY CHAINS ON BABY IM NOT THE RIGHT ONE YOU SHOULD WAIT ON
Person 1: have you watched corpse husband

Person 2: HELL YEAH! CHOKE ME LIKE YOU HATE ME BUT YOU LOVE ME~
by ILoveMcyt December 26, 2020
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Accessory Husband

A married man who was chosen for his good looks, manners, ect, to make his wife more useful, versatile, or attractive. An accessory husband is to NEVER touch or be touched.

Coined by twitter user @ojounya on 5 August, 2022.
Her and her accessory husband have gone out for oysters.
by aerosoldoll August 6, 2022
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Ethans Husband

Danny is ethans husband, thats all.
Danny=Ethans husband
by 3th4n November 2, 2021
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