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Trophy husband

A handsome man married to a wealthy and powerful woman who is older than himself. Usually, such marital union is the second (or third, fourth, etc) for the woman.
Justin thinks he is on the road to being her trophy husband but he doesn't realize that cougar has no intention of following through on all of her promises.
by Amber the Cat June 20, 2018
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ring pop husband

The best kind of husband there is, because he's so sweet, affectionate, funny, adorable, creative and super lovable even though he makes Anne Frank jokes. He might be slightly retarded but it's okay because it makes him even funnier. He's the kind of guy you would wanna stay up all night talking to, even if he's puking his guts out - because you just love him so much. The ring pop husband is a precious and unique species and if you've found one make sure to never ever let him go!!
- Hey Ida who's your ring pop husband?
- It's Yoey duuhh!
- Nice what flavour did he propose to you with?
- Idk I was too busy looking at his adorable smile and the tard ate it before I got a chance to wear it and taste it myself.
by deadbirb June 9, 2018
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sext-husband

A husband that was divorced because they got caught sexting another person.
My sext-husband keeps trying to text me but doesn't realize that's why I divorced him.
by JJ💔LOVE May 15, 2022
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proxy husband

A single man who is used as a sex toy and temporary father figure for a woman who's still married but in the process of getting divorced.
Paula was using Tim as a proxy husband until she figured out what she was doing with her life.

His role was one of a proxy husband.
by Erock April 7, 2004
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ex-husband

1) A malicious vile individual of the male variety who insists on making life of the ex-wife as turbulent, chaotic and unhappy as possible in his undying quest to destroy her completely. Be especially careful if this individual is being friendly as this is a ploy used to get you to let your guard down so he can stab you in the back.

2) Tyrannical douchebag.

3) Soul sucking piece of shit.

4) Self-centered bastard.

5) Bully who preys on those who seeks to escape his clutches
Q: "Are you afraid of going to hell?"
A: "No, I have an ex-husband."
by 2good2B4gotten October 14, 2010
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National husband day

The national day for every husbands

A day of extra love for them

Celebrate this day by giving your husband a lot of love
by Journalist Eve apple August 5, 2021
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Good husband

One who doesn’t text, sext, flirt , call , hide phone number s, secret social media accounts with other women.
When I got married I thought I had a Good Husband....
by Mrs. JMFH2 November 9, 2017
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