hide the salam

Sex, Salam, for penis. Hide the penis.

Honey, lets stay home and play hide the Salam. Lets get naked and play!
'From a woody Allen movie 'ANNIE HALL'.'

by LABADMAN January 10, 2014

hide and chief

The game you play when you and your buddies have the whip and need to find that spot to chief at.

Tim: We've been driving too long! Lets go to the park, I need that THC boost in my veins or else I'll go through withdrawls.
George: Shut the fuck up Tim, we're playing hide and chief. . . Also, the park is hot, you piece of shit.
Lamar: Yeah, Tim, you gook ass faggot. You fucking mcchicken. Fuck you Tim, I'm gonna bang your mom just so you have to call me daddy.
Tim: . . .

by Noah Mohapatra July 31, 2016

hide and go seek syndrome

Whenever you are the hider in "hide and go seek" and as soon as you get settled in your hiding spot you realize how badly you have to piss.

Often happens in various stealth games, during important meetings, or when taking exams.

"Man I had a great spot but I realized I had some hide and go seek syndrome so I took one for the team to go wizz"

by Segment62 June 29, 2017

Hide the cracker

Where 2 or more people take turns to hide a Jacobs Cream Cracker.

One the cracker is hid the race is on for the seekers to locate the cracker.

Connor- Jess do you want to play hide the cracker
Jess- yes it’s my favourite- I’ll close my eyes
Connor - ok, Jess go!

* Jess frantically runs round trying to find the cracker.

by Hidenseeker November 6, 2018

Hide and seek

1- a song everyone had to hear at least once by Liz Robbanet or something like that (i hate my spelling today)
2- A game little kids play and some adults with their kids.

1- Person 1: OMG have u heard the song Hide and Seek?!
Me: YASSSSS i saw it reacting to scp 173

2- Person 1: what were u doin yesterday?
Person 2: playing Hide and Seek with my dad
Person 1: but didn't you do that yesterday?
Person 2: yea its been 13 years and I still haven't found him. He's a rlly good hider :D

by Swapsansfan September 8, 2022

Hide the hammer

When your wife spends her hard earned money for a boob job only to come home and find her husand playing hide the hammer with a drug induced Male prostitute.

Nancy came home and found her husband playing hide the hammer with his boy toy.

by Sluggou812 November 5, 2022

Hide and seek at Walmart

A term used as a euphemism for gay sex.

Person 1: I played hide and seek at Walmart with this blond twink I met yesterday
Person 2: oh really, how was it
Person 1: I pounded his ass without a condom

by SoldierTop9000 August 2, 2023