help meat

Biblically speaking a help meat is an individual within a relationship that helps the other individual within the relationship one being a male in which the other being a female created from the males rib again biblically speaking to support one another in sickness and in health til death do they part.

When a man marries he takes a wife as his help meat.

by Cammax2004 mom September 19, 2015

Carnival Help

Any person with excessive tattoos or piercings that render them unemployable in a traditional office setting.

Julie was a bit miffed because during a job interview they told her she looked like carnival help and round filed her resume.

by The HR manager July 29, 2009

hope this helps

After giving advice to people on a forum, this phrase clarifies that you are serious adn not "messing with the newbies"

""Right Click, then Save As... Hope that helps!"

by crowd September 26, 2003

Useless Help

n: Useless help is when you have a problem (usually computor/xbox/ps3/etc based) and you find a forum, download, or manual telling you how to fix it. Then, the dowload, forum, or manual fails to fix your problem.

FORUM:

You- Well, I already tried (x) but it didn't work.

noob- Well, try (x)
You- UGH I DID THAT noob!

DOWNLOAD:
Hmm this software looks useful.
(After an hour..)
Crap, I already had that!

MANUAL:
You- It says (x)... Well, I did that, so how about advanced help?
(After 5 minutes to find that shit...)
Damnit, it says the same thing!
{In all cases, you have been given Useless Help}

by LordAflak September 06, 2010

psych help

when a psychiatrists help is fake.

veteran: need help
psychiatrist: u gonna kill urself or not
veteran: need help
psychiatrist: here you go pills
veteran: thanks for the psych help

by BumStatusYo December 18, 2018

Hand Helping

A Hand Helping is, process of giving someone in need a helping hand and assisting them in there problem.

Or...

It is the process of giving somebody a handjob, resulting in ejaculation.

Jerome Anya being a fag lol

I lend a hand helping to those in need

Or...

Jerome: "Hey Del, can i give you a Hand Helping under the table?"

by sclocal May 22, 2008

critical help

when a person is not human and can be seen and heard doing things that makes you fucking triggered and cringe until you want to find a gun and shoo either them or yourself to relieve this symptom.

This guy needs 'critical help' because he's wanking to mlp

by Creepes November 14, 2017