hawaiian hand grenade

When you are masturbating and just as you start cumming, your mother walks in and you start fumbling with your penis like a pineapple as your desperatly trying to hide it

Knock knock sweetie, its just me

ohhh noooo mum stop! Ahhh

Oh dear, i see you have a hawaiian hand grenade, supper will be ready in 10 minutes

by te anau boy April 13, 2015

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DRY HAWAIIAN

WHILE YOUR FUCKING A BITCH FROM BEHIND YOU PULL OUT AND JAM YOUR COCK IN HER ASS WITH NO LUBE OR PERMISSION TO DO SO. WHEN SHE TURNES HER HEAD TO THE SIDE TO SAY "HEY, WHAT THE FUCK?" YOU POLITELY SMASH HER IN THE HEAD WITH A PINEAPPLE AND SAY "ALOHA BITCH".

I WAS BANGIN THIS BITCH LAST NIGHT AND HER PUSSY WAS SO LOOSE I DECIDED TO GIVE HER A DRY HAWAIIAN.

by BLUE COLLAR IRONS December 27, 2010

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hawiian slurpy

the act of having sex with a girl when her panties are still on. After your done, (Her panties are then up her vagina) You try to slurp her panties out.

Hawiian slurpys are really fun, Tom gives the best.

by squatchamunchi January 27, 2011

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hawaiian transsexual

transsexuals from hawaii

phil got himself a kind soul a hawaiian transsexual. dont forget they already had the surgery assholes

by user746_69 November 22, 2022

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Hawaiian Pizza

Hawaiian pizza is a term applied when two things, that are normally great by themselves, simply don't work together. Pizza is good. Pineapple is good. Together they are not.

Person 1: I love Metallica. I love Lou Reed. Why is Lulu the worst thing ever?
Person 2: I know. Lulu was total Hawaiian Pizza.

by TransomeTrav August 28, 2013

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