When a hooker spends half the time blowing you and half the time fucking you.
A half & half generally costs more than sex as the whore has to do more work and probably has to use two condoms, as she doesn't want what's in her mouth going into her pussy.
A half & half generally costs more than sex as the whore has to do more work and probably has to use two condoms, as she doesn't want what's in her mouth going into her pussy.
by RomanGod July 18, 2007
Get the half & half mug.adj: between sober and falling-down drunk (guess based on context). Subject has consumed some alcohol, is buzzed, rowdy, having a good time.
heard in the raunchy, bawdy performances of John Valby a.k.a. Dr. Dirty, usually performed live at bars.
heard in the raunchy, bawdy performances of John Valby a.k.a. Dr. Dirty, usually performed live at bars.
Oh, you guys in the second set are half in the bag, you can't remember shit. (when the audience forgets new lines of a singalong)
by trigonman3 August 2, 2004
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by captain bernard August 18, 2008
Get the half life mug.A half a Bullwinkle is when 1 guy sticks his penis in a girls EAR.
Can also be a full bullwinkle if 2 guys and one girl are involved.
Can also be a full bullwinkle if 2 guys and one girl are involved.
by Bullwinkle April 24, 2004
Get the half a bullwinkle mug.Typically, Canadian slang referring to 3.5 grams of marihuana. The term stems from the divisions of an ounce of the drug:
Start with 1 oz.
Split in half and you have a half-ounce
Split in half again and you have a quarter ounce.
Split again and you get an eighth ounce in the USA, and a half-quarter in Canada.
Generally sells for 25 dollars CDN, though this can vary greatly from region to region and depends greatly on quality, sometimes going as high as 35 dollars and as low as 15 dollars.
Start with 1 oz.
Split in half and you have a half-ounce
Split in half again and you have a quarter ounce.
Split again and you get an eighth ounce in the USA, and a half-quarter in Canada.
Generally sells for 25 dollars CDN, though this can vary greatly from region to region and depends greatly on quality, sometimes going as high as 35 dollars and as low as 15 dollars.
American: How much for an eigth?
Dealer: It's cheap, forty dollars.
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Canadaian: How much for a half quarter?
Dealer: It's expensive, 30 dollars.
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The moral? Canadian bud is better and cheaper. :)
Dealer: It's cheap, forty dollars.
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Canadaian: How much for a half quarter?
Dealer: It's expensive, 30 dollars.
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The moral? Canadian bud is better and cheaper. :)
by doktorfunk July 10, 2005
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Get the Half past five mug.A half-friend is a person you talk, or hang out with a lot, but you don't have a very strong connection with them, or they have friends they like more.
Me and Andrew are half friends. We talk a lot, and we meet up after school, but he likes his friend Max more.
I'm Jessica's half friend. She has other friends she likes, but we walk together, talk together, and hang out at the mall.
Me: Half-friend means you are friendly with someone, but you have other friends you like more.
I'm Jessica's half friend. She has other friends she likes, but we walk together, talk together, and hang out at the mall.
Me: Half-friend means you are friendly with someone, but you have other friends you like more.
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