guindian

A highly metro-sexual individual of Southeast Asian descent who identifies with Italian-American culture of the tri-state area. They sport spiky, gelled hairstyles often referred to as "blow-outs", and wear labels such as Guess and Armani exchange. Being highly concerned with their physical appearance, they wax most of their body hair, including their eyebrows. They speed through the streets in expensive cars pumping techno or hip hop music through customized subwoofers in their trunks. They often adopt nicknames such as "Vinny" to avoid the use of their complex Indian names (ie. Vikram). A high concentration of such individuals can be spotted in Staten Island, NY and in clubs that play trance/house music along the New Jersey Shore.

1) Those guindians from Edison, NJ rolled up in their tricked out Acura.

2) Tariq is such a guindian, he makes everyone call him Tony!

3) Devkumar AKA Danny is such a guindian, he put an Italian flag on his BMW.

by Snigdha and Sneha August 6, 2007

Guinessed

The feeling one gets of complete bloatedness, lethargy and self-loathing when too many guinesses have been consumed.

"I'm always so guinessed on St. Patrick's day."

"I'm so guinessed I literally can't move"

by Charlie and Tom March 19, 2007

Gunny mole

Naval slang for a prostitute smuggled on board ship. Often hidden in the gun batteries to service multiple sailors.

The gunny mole is waiting in forward gun 2. It's 50 bucks, but she does everything!

by JoBaker February 17, 2010

guinea bread

Italian bread.

When I was a kid, my Aunt Mo sent me to the store with a list of food items. I approached the Asian cashier timidly and asked him if he had "guinea bread" as my Aunt had requested. He looked puzzled for a moment and then handed me a loaf of Italian bread with a smile. My Aunt was pleased.

by KittyTouchIt May 25, 2011

Guinea Fungus

When a male doesn't wipe their butt properly. And a large of butt syrup builds up on the butt hairs and begins to mature.

I think Ant hasn't wiped properly again. He better remove the residue soon or he might end up with guinea fungus.

by King Jabuscuss July 7, 2015

guinnea horn

When the clit of a vagina hangs down.

Cheyenne has a guinnea horn.

by Big'en July 7, 2017

Guinness Mouthwash

Defecating a thick black sticky turd into someones mouth after a night on the Guinness, before ejaculating on top of it to give the perfect creamy head

Diane couldn't wait for Steve to come back from the pub and give her a hot Guinness mouthwash

by Peas & Carrots June 1, 2018