goob

goob is very very tiny man and he is really tiny because he’s just a tiny goob

goob is a baby

by goobisthebest November 22, 2021

Goob

A friend or someone you know who has changed so much that you barely recognise them. (To be) unrecognisable. (To) change. Look(ing) different

1. They really like being a goob, huh?
2. Everyone at Halloween looks super goob-ish
3. You've really goobed

4. They're a goob compared to last year...

by L9 Shune November 28, 2021

Goob Loogie

The excrement from male genitalia known also as jizz, cum, baby gravy, load, nut, mojo, johnson and johnson wax, nature’s hair gel, sperm, or semen that is produced from sexual stimuli. This can also be given as a numerical value and occur in units such as “a goob loogie.”

“She slid down on my totem pole and I blew a goob loogie off in her.”

“I didn’t bust all week so I shot off three goob loogies to catch up.”

by Averagewelder163 November 28, 2021

goobed on

Another way of saying, "Get shit on" when you successfully defeat someone in a task.

Caleb: ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRAHHHHHH!! (anger noises)
Jaden: haha you're bad kid get goobed on.

by RichardCheaz4 December 13, 2020

Goob

Somebody who majorly sucks and swallows, like for real, dude.

A: Hey dude, I just kicked a baby
B: You're a goob, dude. Stop.

by goonguy October 29, 2020

Uber-goob

A type of man who is too lazy to work to support his dope habit so he acts like a Uber cab . He gives rides to random dumb dope whores so he can ride around getting high with these females in hopes of getting laid. He's a type of bum who would rather live this way than to ever grow up enough to support his own dope habit

"Allen just kicked Lydia out again " "Yea. I heard she stole all his shit then called her uber-goob to come pick her up."

by MiaNotell November 5, 2020

goob

What someone says when there is food in their mouth and they are trying to say “good”. They are usually talking about the food.

How’s the food?
While chewing: *it’s goob*

by Quadobyulon March 27, 2021