The George Foreman

A prank only to be used against a mortal enemy. One must deficate onto someone elses open laptop keyboard and then close it.

Grill 15 for fifteen minutes.....just kidding.

That girl slapped me, so I took her laptop and gave it The George Foreman.

by FPROLLER November 16, 2009

George Weasley

The twin brother of Fred Weasley. Both are gingers and pranksters in the Harry Potter series. He lost his ear in the final book.

Poor George Weasley! He lost his ear.

by Annabelle Mary October 20, 2013

George W. Bush

1. The archetype of a dumbass, American conservative Christian who won't shut up about gay marriage, birth control, creationism, hypocrisy, etc.
2. Arguably one of the stupidest presidents in history.
3. Someone who believes religion is what should determine politics.
4. A very horrible speaker who wins the minority vote.
5. Someone who indirectly instigates terrorists to crash planes into skyscrapers, and starts pointless wars, flipping a dystopia out of the frying pan and into the fire.

1. George W. Bush is fucking stupid.
2. Historians frequently rate George W. Bush as one of the worst presidents in history.
3. That guy is a George W. Bush or a Jerry Falwell.
4. George W. Bush lied to the people when he unfairly beat Al Gore.
5. George W. Bush is really shitty at protecting our country.

by FuckGDub June 12, 2010

george gershwin

Greatest American composer ever. Also directed, which is somewhat impossible to do.

With his famous Rhapsody In Blue, George Gershwin brought jazz into the orchestra hall.

by Mikey Cee June 17, 2007

George W. Bush

Was the thirty-third president of the United States of America from January 20, 2001 – January 20, 2009. He cheated his way to the presidency in 2000 against Al Gore. He got lucky, but still cheated to win in 2004 against J. Kerry. He somehow was not voted as the worst president in US history. He ruined the nation with debt, war, and horrible foriegn policy stances. He created his own words in some of his speeches, like "recruitements" (after looking at the vid. where he says it, he was not trying to say "recruitments"). He did whatever Dick Cheney told him to do, and did whatever it took to make himself look good on Fox News Channel. After Hurrican Katrina he did not go and land to see the destruction but instead flew over it in Marine One (the helicopter), and saw thousands of desperate Americans after a horrible natural disaster hit New Orleans. His failure led to Democrats owning the White House, Senate, and House of Reps. GWB also can't open doors.

Person 1: OMG George W. Bush is president!
Person 2: How the hell did that happen?!
Person 1: Well, what should we do?
Person 2: Protest?
Person: 1: No, move to Canada.
Person 2:............. okay.

by LiberalsRULE! January 14, 2010

george w. bush

Abraham Lincoln he ain't.

(About his place in presidential history:) "History. We won't know. We'll all be dead." --George W. Bush, 2003

"Fellow citizens, we cannot escape history. We of this Congress and this administration, will be remembered in spite of ourselves. No personal significance, or insignificance, can spare one or another of us. The fiery trial through which we pass, will light us down, in honor or dishonor, to the latest generation." --Abraham Lincoln

by el_che December 26, 2008

George Harrison

the guitarist for as well as youngest member of the Beatles; sometimes called (and in my opinion) the most intelligent, funny and attractive Beatle, he wrote many songs such as Within You, Without You, Don't Bother Me, Piggies, Something and Here Comes the Sun; starred as himself in all three Beatles movies (A Hard Day's Night, Help!, Magical Mystery Tour) married Pattie Boyd who later divorced him for his good friend Eric Clapton; later married Olivia Trinidad Arias; died at age 58 of lung cancer on December 1st, 2001; has one son, Dhani Harrison

George Harrison will be missed. R.I.P.

by holyfuckmaeveloveszthebeatless February 19, 2010